lady logging

The art of placing a turd on a woman's breast during a sexually charged situation

My wife just discovered lady logging. I've never known a smelly situation to feel so right.

by Karsi007 November 26, 2016

A Brown Log

A Big Terd or A Big Piece Of Shit

You ain't nothing but a Brown log Clocking all the time

by Richard Michael Richmond December 24, 2018

vagina logs

1.)A tampon. An object that dams the flow of blood in a womans vagina.
2.) In promiscuous women a number of dicks in a vagina at once.

OMG my vagina log is get full, excuse me while I go change it.

Damn that "bitch" has a vagina logs of dick in her big vagina.

by knowledgeable January 3, 2016

Toe Logging

When she's logging for turds in your BUTTHOLE with her big toe.

The other night I went over to Sally's and she started toe logging me.

by Drakozzz April 15, 2022

Butter Logged

Adj: Food such as vegetables or seafood delights fully loaded with great flavor due to the fact that they were drenched in melted butter.

Steve: Yo Mike how do you want my girl to prepare your vegetables?

Mike: Com'on Steve, you know I only eat greens if they are butter logged!

Steve: True true, no doubt me too!

by Bountee Killa August 3, 2009

bust a log

To have a shit

Steve - ''mate i really gotta bust a log''
Paul - ''go ahead boss just dont leave a floater in my toilet ok''

by Reading, Berkshire December 20, 2008

penis logged

This is a term to be used when someone is un-godly gay! The term refers to someone haveing so much semen in their butt it hardens, sort of like a log in their rectum, not allowing them to poop for several days.

Trevor (aka Cock Masta) you are so gay you are penis logged

by Uranyl October 31, 2004