Lesbian Goddess

Name given to Cub Sport band member Zoe Davis. Lesbian Goddess could also refer to her girlfriend, Bridie McQueenie, but it is most commonly attributed to Zoe.
Zoe and Bridie are Lesbian Goddesses, I worship them and Gaysus, Holy Daddy, and Dan.

Not to be confused with Lesbian Jesus, which refers to Hayley Kiyoko, another iconic lesbian.
by cubsportstan June 12, 2018
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Lesbian Lords

The gods (lords) of the lesbians. They grant all the single lesbians a wife one day, if said lesbian prays every night to them. The lesbian lords are all the queens of the lesbians as well. They are superior to the normal lesbian. To be put into the Lesbian Lords you must be a lesbian who is devoted to women.
“Ugh! I wanna girlfriend so badly!”
“Have you prayed to the lesbian lords?”
“No? What’s that?”
“If you pray to the lesbian lords, they’ll grant you a wifey!”
by itsamarething07 July 3, 2020
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Self lesbian

When a female is overly obsessed and/or attracted to themselves. This is damaging physically and mentally... they spend most of their time in their rooms either touching themselves or kissing themselves.

Kms is also an acronym for -Kissing myself

And

Kys is used as an insult towards a self lesbian also an acronym meaning -Kiss yourself

I would advise to never and I mean EVER say "kys" to a self lesbian or they will most likely go bat shit crazy on you.
Selbian (self lesbian) is an actual mental illness

Symptoms icclude but are not limited to--
•constant need to kiss self
•obsession with masturbation

•selfie obsession

talking to self

•looking in mirror constantly

•complimenting of ones self

Selbians also tend to involuntary say "kms" constantly
If you or someone you know seems to have any of these symptoms then please, get them help right away. Or it can lead to other mental illnesses.

Thank you~~
Bria: Kms kms kms kms kms

Silver: stop kissing yourself and get into a real relationship... selbians are so disgusting.
Nikki: *sigh* that selbian again...

Silver and Nikki: kys kys FUCKIN SELBIAN

Voca: what's wrong with her???

Nikki: oh she's just a self lesbian...
by Howwy Skut|| TOASTER December 22, 2016
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Lesbian Hoot

To be openly excited and proud to be a lesbian. Always talking about being a lesbian and/or openly promoting the lesbian lifestyle.
Ever since Anne Marie came out, she's been on this lesbian hoot!
by SaviChick March 26, 2011
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common lesbian

A stereotypical lesbian that is very cliche and fits all the stereotypes. This term can be applied to men and women to describe their looks and their daily habit. It's basically a bit of banter between friends.
Guy1: ' Hey, what are you doing with your hair'
Guy2: 'Just being a common lesbian'
Guy1:'ok'
by Madcon February 27, 2016
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lesbian juice

Lemon-lime Gatorade
Tom: did you see zoey drinking lesbian juice?
Jerry: what’s lesbian juice?
Tom: it’s another name for lemon-lime Gatorade.
Jerry: why is lemon-lime Gatorade called lesbian juice?
Tom: cause that’s what lesbians drink, duhhhh.
by Buttsweatlol March 30, 2021
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situational lesbianism

The state of being where a heterosexual woman enters into a same-sex relationship because of convenience or due to the fact that they cannot find a partner of the opposite sex.
She used to be boy crazy so I don't buy her dating another girl. It's just in case of situational lesbianism.
by Justnutz December 23, 2013
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