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Louis Rossmann

God of Right to Repair, fixer of broken MacBooks, lover of kitties.
Louis Rossmann touched my PPbus and made it G3hot!
by mr clinton the cat May 11, 2023
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Taint louis

A city along the western bank of the Mississippi River, which smells like the area between a large dirty person's anus and ball sack.
"I better get my painter's mask out of storage, I've got to travel into Taint Louis today, and don't want to inhale any funk..."
by Foolhardy Hero November 29, 2015
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Frank Louisa

Frank Louisa was a very talented fighter who performed very well in the Orphan Fight Club (OFC) tournaments. Because she always won, she was adopted many times. Every time she was adopted, she brutally murdered the guardian and took all of their belongings. Though Frank sounds like a male's name, if SHE hears you call her a guy, her dog, Frank Louisa's Dog, will bite off all of your limbs, leaving you torso and your head rolling down an infinite alley.
Jack: You gonna bet any money on the OFC tournament tonight? I heard Frank Louisa was going to be there.

Juan: If she's there I'll bet all of my money!
by Frank Louisa April 21, 2019
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Farmerville Louisiana

Home of the “Rent Collector” Aka “Daddy Don”. More opossums n coons than people. It’s Basically southern Arkansas.
Early cousin fuckers that were deported from Arkansas founded Farmerville Louisiana
by Tboutz October 4, 2020
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Buff louis

Buff louis describes someone whose entire body is buff. People who are buff louis are typically on diet and hit the gym on a daily basis. Buff Louis's are extremely swole and have only muscle.
Dude did you hear?
What?
Bob became buff louis over the summer.
Really, I wish I could become buff louis.
by sbabsbasbsbasbasdgdfg December 18, 2020
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Port Louis

The capital of Mauritius, an island country of Africa.
Person 1: So, do you wanna go to Africa?
Person 2: Where in Africa?
Person 1: Should we go to Victoria, it’s the capital of Seychelles.
Person 2: Nah, we should go to Port Louis. I heard that Mauritius is safer than Seychelles.
by NEW_MEXICAN_PATRIOT June 5, 2023
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St Louis Plank

The act of planking while in the air with no support and hovering for a moment. The persons body must be as straight as possible, parallel to the surface below, with arms flush to their torso and give zero Fs to to forthcoming slam. The brief moment that all these attributes are true, and photographed is termed: St Louis Plank. Usually accomplished by jumping onto a bed (sometimes off another bed) and landing completely flat bodied and smush faced. Originating in St Louis in the early 2020s, this exercise can be performed either as a way to show total excitement or complete exhaustion and is most commonly performed by a person for an audience with a camera app at the ready. A variation, the St Louis Multi Plank, can be performed where at least 2 people attempt the SLP from opposing beds- ie that of a hotel room.
Friend1: Yo dawg, I just danced all night and finna passout.

<Launches Himself on the bed with arms at sides and face first in the pillow>

Friend2: <snaps photo while friend1 was in the air like a boss>. Awwshnaps, I just got a foto of yo St Louis Plank!

Friend1: post that ish! <snorrrrrrrrres>
by Jon Hammburger July 25, 2023
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