London

Not a place, but a thumb looking rebound who talks shit online but is scared shitless in person

Dude #1: you’re so fucking ugly bitch
Dude #2: look what this dude said to me online

Dude #3: what a London

by Tomato juice slut March 6, 2018

London

The capital city of England

I love London

by VictoriaCrown1 March 10, 2018

London fog

When you ejaculate in a British girls eyes.

I busted in the girls eye she had London fog!

by Ballzdeep84 September 19, 2016

london dog

"London Dog" is when a guy goes soft while doing it doggy-style.

can be used as a noun or verb

Janet told me that Evan London Dogged her last night!

"Don't you dare pull another London Dog tonight!"

by loganthelondondog July 25, 2016

London Bridge

The one time that a man's dick is fresh and plump, it's called a London bridge. A good man will let the ships (vagina) pass through the bridge and let some water splash on it

"Jimmy, do you have your London bridge today?" "Oh hell yeah I do Susie, it might get a bit wet" "do you want it to?" "FUCK ME" this is the conversation between Jimmy and Susie about London bridges

by Hamiloverdicks January 27, 2018

London

A stunning girl that everyone likes, she’s very popular, a person that has a crush on a guy who’s name starts with a J,G,A,or R!!!
She is a very amazing girl she’s fun to be around

London is so cute!!

by LACKURTANNED November 22, 2021

London

London is a girl. A girl that will be there for you no matter what. She has a FAT ass and teeny tiny boobs. BUT she knows how to use them. She will drop everything for you including her ass. She has brown hair (that she dyes darker brown) and brown eyes. She wishes she could be more confident but has self doubt deep down. She likes cats and a good time in bed. You will never forget a London (especially if you get to spend the night with her). She is a very dedicated friend and lover and will always put you first. She will call you just to talk and laugh or to cry and complain because she can be sad sometimes. She can get very mad on the occasion but only because she cares SOOOOOOOOO much.

GIrl 1: Wow I wish London was a lesbian
Boy 1: Im so glad that she's not so I have a chance with her!
Girl 2: I want to be her friend.
Everyone: ME TOOOOOOOO!!!!!

by Phatgrass December 7, 2020