Knob Lag

The condition of knob lag is contacted from to much sexual contact. Knob lag may last several days until one is fully recharge sexualy. The issue of knob lag is especially pronounced for people in long term relationships, prostitutes and gigolos.

Male- My penis is falling to oneside and is dribbling

Doctor- I think you have 'Knob Lag' from to much sexual intercourse

Male- Thats because I have a 12inch penis and my wifes gagging for it everynight

by Knob Lag August 14, 2012

Lag

Lag,when a online game has alot of ping to the point of “rubber banding” or slow gameplay. It also is an acronym for Lame.Axcuse for Gamers (It works better than LEG ok…)

person 1:Oh crap im experiencing Lag!
Person 2: Stop using that LAG

by A guy with a gun .E February 21, 2022

Jet Lag

The discharge following unprotected anal sex.

Thanks for the rogering luv, but I best get to the lavatory before we get some jet lag on the sheets

by TeamEpic23 December 7, 2022

lag

the new meaning of dying in bonk

jay: bro i lagged
chimp: you should stop lagging

by gtadamise September 17, 2021

Nav-Lag

When using GPS or navigation apps and the app tells you you’re 30 minutes away and still says you’re 30 minutes away 15 minutes into your trip.

Dude! We’ve been driving for an hour and waze still says We’re 30 minutes away. We must have some serious Nav-Lag.

by MayorSnowman February 16, 2020

Lag Wheeler

A Lag Wheeler is a player who combines spinning or running in circles, with connection issues to other players, (I.E. lag, frame rate drops, etc.), in order to become an unstoppable killing-machine, and a little bitch.

"Trust me, don't go near that guy."
"Why?"
"He's a goddamn Lag Wheeler."
"Shit son."

by Drewdler July 9, 2016

Jet Lag

When your significant other goes on the Japanese Exchange and Teaching (JET) program and you stayed home missing them a lot.

She's on her first year of the JET program. I feel so JET lagged.

by serpentlover January 10, 2017