A humpty dumpty junkie is a junkie that always ends up in hospitals due to falls and brittle bones, like if Mr. Glass from unbreakable was a junkie
by EricCC December 10, 2014
Sue: "Did you see what Allison did to me last night? She totally stole my boyfriend from me.
Thomas: "Ah, don't sweat it Susan. She's a cum guzzling sausage junkie
Thomas: "Ah, don't sweat it Susan. She's a cum guzzling sausage junkie
by Christopher Graham February 14, 2006
Someone who can't show any restraint when tempted by something.
A very mean derogatory insult to a person - like a douche bag or a fuckin' asshole but worse.
A very mean derogatory insult to a person - like a douche bag or a fuckin' asshole but worse.
Hey, hey, hey! Chill out! Hang on a sec, you, cum guzzling dick junky! How can ya be so impatient?!
For God's sake, get the fuck outta here, you, cum guzzling dick junky!!! Piss off!
For God's sake, get the fuck outta here, you, cum guzzling dick junky!!! Piss off!
by Alistair & Alex November 23, 2008
someone who trawls through random strangers' msn MySpaces, leaving inane comments in the vain hope that they might get some equally inane comments in return, in order to boost their own crippingly small sense of self-worth.
harsh but true.
harsh but true.
by parlez July 27, 2005
a term used as insult to describe a woman (or man) who is a slut of the highest magnitude. Masterfully demeaning themselves by performing ,primarily, BJs simply for the wonderful cock custard. Doing as many as possible to attain this goal. Some lesser CJCJ's perform only hand jobs. Neither of which have any great skills in those types of pleasure
Guy 1 - " man that BJ was the shits... I can bust a nut better with a fuckin' shop vac "
Guy 2 - " who?!? ... THAT bitch ? ... no wonder ..she's just a cock jiggling cum junkie "
Guy 2 - " who?!? ... THAT bitch ? ... no wonder ..she's just a cock jiggling cum junkie "
by DJ Halo October 14, 2009
Another terminology for ya jesus believing godgobbers.Especially of (but not exclusive of)christian evangelicals, pentecostals, revivalist gatherings etc, and people who roll around the aisles and stages at one Benny Hinn's many fraudulent, hoax healing type shenanigans.
Typical of people who never shut up about jesus and their frigging god and other nauseatingly repetitive religious stuff. Also a terminology of all religious devotees of jesus based cults, from catholics to mormons, from anglicans to presbyterians to zionists. The whole a to z of jesus gobbers.
Anybody who is consumed by religion, from popes to priests, bishops to nuns, mother superiors to reverends,etc,etc,.......and all their indoctrinated followers !
Typical of people who never shut up about jesus and their frigging god and other nauseatingly repetitive religious stuff. Also a terminology of all religious devotees of jesus based cults, from catholics to mormons, from anglicans to presbyterians to zionists. The whole a to z of jesus gobbers.
Anybody who is consumed by religion, from popes to priests, bishops to nuns, mother superiors to reverends,etc,etc,.......and all their indoctrinated followers !
We opened our front door and there was 2 white shirted blokes on the verandah. They immediately launched into... "Hello, we are from the church of jesus christ of latter day saints, and we'd like to talk to you about......",,,,,,,,
"ARHH FUCKING HECK !, it's the bloody mormons !" shouted me misses. "Piss off ya dopey fucking jehovah jiving jesus junkies !", I added for good measure. The little lady then gave 'em a parting send off with, "Yeh, fuck off and don't come back, we're Atheists ya silly pricks !"
They never did come back !
"ARHH FUCKING HECK !, it's the bloody mormons !" shouted me misses. "Piss off ya dopey fucking jehovah jiving jesus junkies !", I added for good measure. The little lady then gave 'em a parting send off with, "Yeh, fuck off and don't come back, we're Atheists ya silly pricks !"
They never did come back !
by Frosty Grego March 06, 2008
This a vulgar expression to describe a guy that loses unconditionally in fifa. He chooses to whine and repeatedly say "sir?" when he feels the game is unfair.
by Fag Black man November 24, 2008