Playing mad libs
Man: "What's the word for Jew meat?"
Woman: "Kosher?"
Man: "Oh yeah... Jew meat... ha."
Man: "What's the word for Jew meat?"
Woman: "Kosher?"
Man: "Oh yeah... Jew meat... ha."
by J.P.H. June 12, 2008
A thug tried to steal the jewish mans jew gold but ended getting knocked the fuck out by the heebs jew jitsu moves.
by jew jitsu master March 31, 2010
The God allah is not muslim he is made up by the jews so they can control our minds the muslims fight And hate the jews but they still Would not believe a jew created their god
Allah is a jew deal with it
by Psycher June 10, 2019
someone who you constantly give cigs but when you need some they give you an exact number on how many they owe you instead of just giving you as many you need, seeing as you give them cigs all the time
yesterday i bumed my friend cigs all day then when im asked him for one he said "oh, i only owe you 9" then i called him a cigarette jew.
by myfriendsacigjew July 23, 2010
A group of two or more loudly speaking women who appear to talk about anything and gossip about everything
by Schutz Staffel July 09, 2017
1) item used for hanging jewelry on to. usually a random item on night stand, and bathroom counter (not a dish) which accumulates bracelets, hair ties, earrings and the like.
2) a jewish person's christmas tree with lame, non-personalized, or otherwise non-traditional ornamentation.
2) a jewish person's christmas tree with lame, non-personalized, or otherwise non-traditional ornamentation.
When I knocked over the lotion bottle on the counter... her watch , earrings, bracelets all fell off the jew tree.
by DirtyWaterbury February 19, 2016
by DanTheLittleMan May 03, 2016