jew jacking

A STINGY HAND JOB

MARIA WAS JEW JACKING ME BY ONLY USING TWO FINGERS WHEN RUBBING ME OUT

by lebo86 March 7, 2017

jew licker

someone who licks jews

Person 1:my dad is such a jew licker
Person 2: Really? SO IS MINE!

by MarsMilk August 14, 2021

spittin' jew

speaking jewish.

yo, you spit jew?

yeah of course im kosher, so stop kaveching on me.

hey, daniel, isaac is spittin' jew.

by SpittingKosher February 23, 2009

Jew Flute

Clarinet.

In Thin Man movie, a jazz player referred to his clarinet as a Jew Flute.

by Dallas jew January 31, 2021

jew glue

Jew glue- adhesive used to hold a JEWISH YARMULKES on their heads on windy days.

Hey Howard do you have any jew glue with you today?

by Kikey the kike October 9, 2017

Jew call

When person X calls someone else, but only lets the phone ring once and hangs up immediately after, signaling to the dialed person that he/she should call back person X. In this situation person X doesn't need to pay for calling the other person.

Person Y: Yo, did you just give me a jew call?

Person X: Sorry, I'm cheap. Now let's talk.

by Dutchgiant January 3, 2017

spartan jew

a over use of the spartan laser in halo

stop being a spartan jew and killing me play the fucking game

by Liek strepsil April 1, 2013