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Japed

1. To be robbed, cheated, or deprived of something that is rightfully yours, due to unforeseeable circumstances.

2. Losing a life on the Super Smash Brothers stage "Jungle Japes," due to the cruel and unpredictable tides of the rushing Kong River waters below.
That asshole at the swap meet just sold me a copy of Ernest Goes to Camp, but the disc is all scratched! Man, I just got JAPED!
by Bostwick Smyth March 6, 2011
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Japazilian

Noun. American Origin
Someone whose is of Japanese and Brazilian origin.
Hey did you know that Aki is Japazilian?
by PeleGodzilla March 21, 2010
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japs eye

slang term for the small 'japanese eye' shaped hole at the end of the penis.
'Stephen hit the ceiling after inserting mustard up his japs eye'
by donkeyboyd April 18, 2006
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Japanese Teardrop

n. An unexpected single drop of ejaculation that turns up ten minutes after the bolt has been shot, regardless of how thoroughly one mops the bell-end. The missing fish.
(Ten minutes after a rigorous masturbation session)
Roger: “What the… Oh no!”
Clive: “What’s up?”
Roger: “Japanese Teardrop…”
Clive: “Too much detail mate… Not cool!”
by J.May December 27, 2009
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Jappo

A derogatory slang term for a Japanese; entered popular conscious largely due to James Clavell's novel, SHOGUN.
'You can't trust Jappos. They're all six-faced.'

'I've the mind to send you to hell, Jappo!'

At least the Germans fought to the very last man. The cowardly Jappos surrendered after just two atomic bombs! So much for Bushido...
by The Captain-General March 8, 2007
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Japanese Muscle

A Japanese car that is a classic car and is very fast for its engine size.
Japanese Muscle cars:
Nissan Skyline R34
Mazda RX7
Toyota Supra
Acura NSX
Older Lancer Evo's
by RollinOnS2K October 27, 2008
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japanophile

A japanophile can be several things. Depending on the context of the word.
It comes from a combination of the English word Japan and the greek word for love. In other words "love of Japan".

A Japanophile is:
1) Someone who loves Japan so much they become a naturalized Japanese citizen like Arudo Debito.
2) Has and extensive interest in learning Japanese or has a strong interesting in doing so.
3) Has a strong interest in Japanese pop-culture such as comics, animated shows, dramas, game shows, music, movies, ect.
4) Has a strong interest in Japanese traditional culture such as mythology and folklore more so than other countries.
5) Some who takes a strong pro-Japanese opinion on things despite not being Japanese. This includes defending Yasukuni visits, Nanking Denial, agreement with Japanese draconian immigration law and agreement with Japanese Nationalists in general.
Japanophile: I plan on teaching English in Japan
Person1: zomg Japanophile!! bukkake bukkake! animu wapanese!
by abortedjesus February 4, 2007
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