Canada's History

A role play game:

Two people of either sex take maple syrup and pore it on each other; naked. Then, taking moose horns, the perform sexual activities on the anal regions, using the maple syrup as a lubricant. After both anuses have been aroused, the two partners take turns taking bowel movements into a stanley cup replica. After mixing the feces with more maple syrup the two feed each other while reminiscing on th good activities that have just taken place.
The editor of Canada's History, Mark Reid, refused to participate in a round of Canada's History with Stephen Colbert.
by Jonah Vark February 05, 2010
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A highly depraved sex act involving moose antlers, maple syrup, and the Stanley Cup.
Man, Steve totally plans to do Canada's History with Jenn.
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A sexual act so deviant, it is only legally performed on Stephen Colbert's C-shaped desk.
I'd like to explore Canada's History with Stephen Colbert
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a method of manufacturing Canadian bacon

the manufacture of Canadian bacon utilizing a loathsome carnal act involving concupiescent lumberjacks, mephitic beavers and anserine hockey players copulating with a hog, which ends up miserably dying after the insertion of a hockey stick and force-feeding of maple syrup.
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When a Frenchman and an Englishman double-team a Native American (bonus points if it's an Inuit) while all still feeling inferior to the obscene sex acts of their next door neighbor.
I did Canada's History last night with my friend Jacques and his girlfriend, but guy in the apartment next door was still railing some chick harder!
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When two men dressed as lumberjacks shave each other's pubes and glue them to each other's faces before French kissing for 45 minutes. An adult beaver must be watching and thumping its tail against a pile of logs, and both men must drizzle maple syrup over their genitalia once the kissing as completed.
Matt and Mike try to do Canada's History at least once a month. They love each other so much.
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Pleasuring your partner with moose antlers, while using maple syrup as lubrication. When the partner is aroused enough they finish in the Stanley Cup.
Last night my girlfriend gave me a Canada's History, I haven't quit smiling since.
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