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Graenolf

The only person whom the magical force known only as Oyfum has communicated with.
The overlord Graenolf has achieved the power of Oyfum.
by The Unseen Overlord December 22, 2021
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GREEN DAY

1.) Seems like many folks get the association with marijuana correct but are badly misinterpret the slang/context. Back in the late 80s and 90s a "Green Day" was NOT a day spent smoking marijuana, it was the day AFTER a copious amount of weed/THC was consumed. When one awoke and was still high from the prior nights festivities, THAT was the "green day"...

2.) Green Day - A SoCal pop-punk band which arose in the late 90s to capitalize off of the punk revival launched by bands like Rancid, Dropkick Murphys, Pennywise, The Vandals, etc... Known for fast aggressive pop-punk songs that sound vaguely like other songs and a primadonna front man who grossly overestimates his contributions to rock history.
1.) "Dude... I was so baked last night... those edibles didn't help either. I feel all dizzy and can't form thoughts"
"Ahhh, no worries bro, you're just having a green day"

2.) "Hey, did you ever see Green Day back in the day?"
"Nah man, I don't do pop-punk, I vastly prefer The Misfits, Nirvana, Soundgarden, Alice in Chains, yknow...?"
by Roblox OOOF noise guy February 17, 2022
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Green Whats Your Problem?

Guy playing Counter Strike Global Offensive: Green Whats Your Problem?
Green:Quiet*
Guy playing Counter Strike Global Offensive: Smashing his gaming setup*
by Xkjurqierolv August 23, 2022
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Green LED lights

1: I wonder what she's doing.
2: she has her Green LED lights on, so she's probably stoned
by Emo_ginger December 30, 2022
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Al Green Records

Hey Johnny, do you know where i can score some Al Green records?
by ilovetits69 March 30, 2009
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early green day

The 'golden years' of the band's existance, many look back on this time with warm, fuzzy, and blurry memories. Early Green Day is most commonly cited to have existed from 1987-2000 and is known for such hits as "Going To Pasalacqua", "Paper Lanterns", "2000 Light Years Away", "Who Wrote Holden Caulfield?", "Longview", "Basket Case", "She", "When I Come Around", "Walking Contradiction", "Brain Stew", "Hitchin' A Ride", "Redundant", "Good Riddance (Time of Your Life)", "Warning", and "Minority" to name a few. Pretty much anything before American Idiot. Many 'h4rdcore 1337' fans tend to reference this version of the band to make pre-teen "21 Guns" fans feel stupid, which they should...
early green day , green day , punk , dookie , insomniac , kerplunk , 1039 smoothed out slappy hours , nimrod , warning
by Hingle McDonald Starbucks KFC December 20, 2013
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big green needle

Lethal injection, usually in the context of animal euthanasia.

Comes from the greenish color of many medical syringes and the large volume of barbiturates they use to ensure a quick and certain death.

Sometimes capitalized or put in quotations for emphasis, i.e - "The Big Green Needle"

100+ Google hits. Deny me, bro.
"When I adopted Rover out of the animal shelter he was a week away from getting the big green needle, I'm so glad I found him in time!"

"It's sick how they dragged out Terri Schiavo's life that way. If she had been a dog they would have given her the big green needle years ago."
by Baroque T. Frankenheimer January 20, 2014
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