Fortnite

A crappy shooter game that is worse than a trash can filled with broken Virtual Boys.

Person 1: Hey, Timmy just played Fortnite.
Person 2: His execution is tomorrow.

by fridgee February 28, 2020

Fortnite

A game that steals every damn cent of your money just so you can ignore your gf and look fancy

Omg! Patrica I just got some v-bucks!
Isn’t that the fortnite cash?
...

by DevilsFoeNO1 June 2, 2018

Fortnite

A virginity shield

girl,wanna pip pip the didlydoo

guy,pulls out Fortnite not today thought

by Freshjohnson69 November 15, 2018

Fortnite

The most effective method of birth control

Girl: Do you play fortnite?
Boy: Yes
Girl: Fuck you, stay a virgin!
*Girl leaves*

by ihavenoideawhattoputformyname September 4, 2020

Fortnite

The #1 most effective Birth Control option. More effective than condomsand pills combined.

boy: "hey baby, did you see my fortnite win i posted on my snap?"

girl: "ew im breaking up with you!"

by HadToGooglePsuedonym November 4, 2018

Fortnite

The fucking worst game in the world and deserves to shut down, it also infects you with gay, cancer, autism and down syndrome

I'm sorry sir but it seems like you have fortnite
You have been infected with fortnite

by x,smol_boi.x December 7, 2019

fortnite

fortnite is a game for people who are either under the age of 12, listen to country music or are homosexual.
its another game that just falls into the category of games that used to be amazing but are now irrelevant, got ruined by updates or got ruined by the fanbase. in conclusion fortnite is bad.

person 1 "yo my favorite game is fortnite i love it so much"
person 2 "oh you must be gay then right"
person 1 "yeah"

by Pierre monfrair December 13, 2021