Someone claiming to be a man most likely a frat bruh who chooses to be a feminine princess by drinking seltzer over COLD BEER. Luke Combs always said “Long neck ice cold beer never broke my heart and seltzer turns you into a heart broke pansy.” Those are the lyrics I heard. Characteristics include not wearing a shirt even though you are 120 lbs soaking wet, listening to EDM, and being very touchy feely at the bars.
Person: yo look at those dudes flexing at each other in the yard drinking white claw
Me: thats definitely a seltzer fairy flexing contest right there
Me: thats definitely a seltzer fairy flexing contest right there
by Saucymcgeee October 29, 2021
Get the Seltzer Fairymug. by Pete Patterson December 1, 2020
Get the Dirty Fairymug. by Jesseiscoolyo May 23, 2008
Get the Fairy Fartmug. Ballistic Energy Expansion (BEX) usually found in the centre of a chaotic tornado of accumalated bit and bobs that get dumped in a random location.
by chippy November 12, 2003
Get the Atomic Fairymug. 1. An off shoot to the word fairy meaning a male homosexual combined with popper meaning popping the cherry slang for getting someone virginity. Meaning a Homosexual that either goes after virgin homos or is one himself.
by Jc Rueda May 1, 2008
Get the Fairy Poppermug. the crack fairy is a creature that visits people across the land, blowing the magic smoke from burning crack rocks into people's faces. the crack fairy only vists sporadically, and never on consecutive days, leaving those he visits in a state of constant withdrawl and acting as such.
SHEEEET!! That bitch must be on the crack fairy's short list, yo! Fuckin' dingus be acting wacky an' sheet!
by twyster May 17, 2006
Get the the crack fairymug. by smashmouth33 May 30, 2009
Get the Cupcake Fairymug.