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Florida Turn

While driving it is when someone begins slowing down way before their turn and comes to almost a complete stop before turning. Called this because of the large number of old people in Florida.
Wow, did you see that Florida turn grandma Nelson just did? She had been on the brakes for 400 yards.
by Ryan123456789gywnbw February 8, 2012
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Florida

THE HELL OF AMERICA OR THE NOPE OF THE US
Did you hear that you hear that Florida was cut off from the US and now is floating over to join Australia.
by G-T March 31, 2017
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Florida

The literal dick of the USA. Just look at a map of Florida, doesn't it look familiar?

The usual stereotype for people that live here is that they are either old folks or Cuban immigrants, as well as the home of edgy teenagers.

The weather in Florida is basically Death Valley at this point, it's so freaking hot there!
Friend: Man, Miami has been going downhill recently
Me: Cubans, that's Southern Florida for ya!
by EpicCollision June 15, 2017
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palmetto florida

WHere my Boyfriend Lives
My boyfriend Justin Crocker lives in Palmetto Florida
by Cope Chick January 17, 2017
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florida

Breeding ground for STD's and crack children. Lame tourists, who ruin everything. The only state where you can think about pulling a crime and get beat down for it. More fake punkrock/goth/skateboard fags then an Avril Lavigne concert. And old people....they are everywhere and seek to eat your soul and make you move...and then die and smell...I miss you Ms. Johnson
3 Guys sitting on a curb discuss their future plans to come and skate....cop pulls up and gets out of car...."Are you boys skatin? You know it's illegal"....Searches guys and asks for IDs

Florida...I live here...But why?
by Asses Ablaze April 7, 2005
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Florida

the crunkest,realest,hardest,ghettoest state. tampa is the capital 813 run thangs down hur. tru floridians are da shit yall anint got nothin on us. it may be some old peple down here but the rest of us are 13-23 you neva been to da tru south till you get to tampa you can tell but da way we talk we from florida. there is some fine ass gurls down here and i love florida off da real
florida is the shit!
by ahjah February 22, 2007
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Palm Coast, Florida

A great little City on the Florida east coast. It is between St Augustine and Daytona Beach, 60 miles south of Jacksonville. If your are looking for a lot of excitement, no night life here, lots of precipitant sports for young and old. We live here and think it is a great place to live, very little crime, check the Flagler County Sheriffs Department.
by den-den February 19, 2015
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