fairy killer

Someone who kills every positive belief positive people have about their world. They find something negative in everything you do, or consider to be exciting, beautiful, loving, caring ...

"It's a beautiful day today" ... a fairy killer will say ... really? What's beautiful about it? There is something seriously wrong with you ...

by Fairy Killer Victim March 23, 2018

Fairy sneeze

Where you ejaculate onto a woman & with the spare hand, throw a handful of glitter on it.

"mate I was crafting the other night and ended up fairy sneezing the shit out of it"
"you got any glitter? I need to show her the fairy sneeze"

by JLR1985 July 08, 2012

Fairy Fart

A fart in which, smells so bad you can get high off of it.

My parents left the house, and instead of watching porn, i pulled a fairy fart.

by Jesseiscoolyo May 23, 2008

Atomic Fairy

Ballistic Energy Expansion (BEX) usually found in the centre of a chaotic tornado of accumalated bit and bobs that get dumped in a random location.

Take cover atomic fairy approaching on vector 4-5-7

by chippy November 12, 2003

fairy friend

A girl who has a lot of gay guy friends. Another name for "fag hag" or "fruit fly"

Kate is Brian's fairy friend.

by Heather Marie February 12, 2007

the crack fairy

the crack fairy is a creature that visits people across the land, blowing the magic smoke from burning crack rocks into people's faces. the crack fairy only vists sporadically, and never on consecutive days, leaving those he visits in a state of constant withdrawl and acting as such.

SHEEEET!! That bitch must be on the crack fairy's short list, yo! Fuckin' dingus be acting wacky an' sheet!

by twyster May 09, 2006

Cupcake Fairy

Cupcake Fairy, n. - 1. A homosexual male.

"Did you see Brandon eyeing that guy from across the bar? I think he's a cupcake fairy."

by smashmouth33 May 30, 2009