Guy - "Woah dude, i just gave my girl the rectal death!"
Other Guy- Woah man how is she?
Guy - Im pretty sure i punctured her stomach on the way out, but lets not worry about that
Other Guy- Woah man how is she?
Guy - Im pretty sure i punctured her stomach on the way out, but lets not worry about that
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Asian Mom: John, you got B+, what wrong with you, you can't drive, you can't cook, you don't clean, you sit on your lazy ass all day...
John: *Get getting death lectured*
John: *Get getting death lectured*
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