A hyperactive and gothic child who hates all men, but loves women. Has a great fashion sense and even greater humour but be warned her screams are deadly (adorable too though). Although she hates romance she loves her friends and is especially protective over them. She’ll bite any man who tries getting near them and spend hours long interrogating them. She’s also a tsundere and owns a pet spider that like her is very attracted to women.
Maru: SCREAMS*
Granny: who died?
Maru: SPIDER!!!
Granny: nope I’m out.
Zaay: EMO COP! YOUR SPIDERS ATTACKING MARU AGAIN!
Alho: it’s just a spider calm down.
Zaay: a VERY BIG spider. I’m not getting near that thing.
Alho: why does emo cop…nvm…it’s emo cop, she’s unpredictable!
Granny: who died?
Maru: SPIDER!!!
Granny: nope I’m out.
Zaay: EMO COP! YOUR SPIDERS ATTACKING MARU AGAIN!
Alho: it’s just a spider calm down.
Zaay: a VERY BIG spider. I’m not getting near that thing.
Alho: why does emo cop…nvm…it’s emo cop, she’s unpredictable!
by Granny666 January 01, 2023
A community on the Instagram social media app centered around racism, homophobia, transphobia, Islamophobia, Christianpophobia, and every single fucking phobia you can think of, seriously these guys hate everyone.
by Letsplay8ballpool February 25, 2021
person 1 " how good is your cop zone"
Person 2 "bro it sucks now that high valley mall closed, they do that stupid raffle and i can never rsvp any thing"
person 1 " If you pay Brian at foot locker he will hook you up"
person 2 " I AINT PAYING ANOTHER 50 BUCKS. I'M ASS OUT !!!!"
Person 2 "bro it sucks now that high valley mall closed, they do that stupid raffle and i can never rsvp any thing"
person 1 " If you pay Brian at foot locker he will hook you up"
person 2 " I AINT PAYING ANOTHER 50 BUCKS. I'M ASS OUT !!!!"
by kicklicker August 05, 2013
A cop sanders is a pedofile who works for a security company Thant’s pretends to be police. They usually drop the soap on purpose in jail.
That old dude is a cop sanders
by The Roman sex God January 15, 2020
Person 1: DId you hear about that guy shot by a police officer?
Person: Yeah that's part of the cop spring.
Person: Yeah that's part of the cop spring.
by Coraline_Lovegood April 11, 2015
Dream Cop: A cop that exists in your sick fantasized world. His job is to cock block you so you won't jizz all over the bed or give into corruption of the porn you watched last night.
Dream Cop
Joe got into bed very horny. He was dreaming about the porn star he saw last night and was about to do her in the middle of his fantasized parking lot porn until the Dream Cop busted him. Dammit says Joe I was about to climax until the dream cop busted me!
Joe got into bed very horny. He was dreaming about the porn star he saw last night and was about to do her in the middle of his fantasized parking lot porn until the Dream Cop busted him. Dammit says Joe I was about to climax until the dream cop busted me!
by sdnative5901 May 23, 2016
A barrier system designed to protect a Combat Outpost (COP) by converting a flacid plastic cylindrical member into a rigid or errect shock absorbing device by adding a dense or flowable fill.
We were worried about random insurgent penetration from the rear of our area until Dick Kingerly turned us on to a new protection product called Cop Bloc. Now we feel much safer on Thursdays which had become the insurgents most probable day for what is now known as the back door pig bath.
by Mick Honcho January 31, 2011