The "Cleveland Cleaner" (mostly used by people who recycle, are pussies, or live in California) In order to safe money and the enviornment, you take your friends used condom, lick it clean (high in protein and organic), and use it as your own.
Scenario 1: Hey Keith, its Jeremy. I hope you dont mind, I pulled a Cleveland cleaner last night with your condoms because im having a "Vegan And Gays Only Orgy" tonight and i wanted to be earth friendly and save a few dollars. Hope to see YOU, at VAGOO! XOXO Bye!
by Ct. Blackula January 25, 2018
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Wow! Marlena is the epitome of a Cleveland Poop Scooper. We didn't even get any shit on her sheets when she insisted on going for half the night.
by NDeviations June 5, 2016
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by SpoogeBob CumPants March 6, 2021
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"So she asked me if I could give her a Cleveland Steamer, and being the type to exceed expectations, I turned it up a notch and let her have the Cleveland Screamer!"
by Steven P. French July 30, 2024
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When one shits in layers of pasta on someone's chest, and then wraps them up in plastic, so the pasta cooks itself.
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It's better to eat tons of hamburger beforehand, and tons of laxatives, so you get the right consistency.
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It's better to eat tons of hamburger beforehand, and tons of laxatives, so you get the right consistency.
by Nolando blume January 9, 2021
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