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Carmel catholic cafeteria food

This might be one of the best parts of Carmel. Like even if you’re not already hungry, the smell leading up to the lunch line as you walk towards the cafeteria generates this huge appetite in you. Like you start to starve no matter what food you had beforehand. It’s probably chemicals they put in it to get you to spend your money there. But who cares. The best food is actually the wraps and sandwiches that you can make yourself. Super underrated. And there’s ice cream and cookies every day and all these different drinks and sodas. Like yes it’s overpriced but it’s way better food than other cafeterias. Like it’s good quality. And the lunch employees are outstanding. The cafeteria food is one of the only things Carmel is good for ngl.
why am i so damn hungry
You are walking up to the cafeteria and you smell the Carmel catholic cafeteria food
It’s amazing
by ccanonymous January 28, 2025
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Carmel catholic urinal

Not tryna be weird, but why are they smelly. The deal with them, mostly 500 bathroom, is that everyone uses them. It’s the most common bathroom, but 100 is ok too. It’s a combination of piss build up cause nobody properly cleans them, and also those few who shit in the bathroom at school. A lot of people don’t, but some people do. Like in the toilet. But there has been shit in the urinals. 1 from Oscar, 2 from Mr Franklin when he couldn’t hold it in, and around 15 or 20 mini shits from freshmen. But overall, the urinals are smelly and unclean. Pee at home if you can, because there’s also probably herpes and gonorrhea in the air by the urinals from people.
Bro i need to shit rn
Go quick before you can’t make it and go in the Carmel catholic urinal
by ccanonymous January 28, 2025
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Carmel Catholic High School - CDN & Erica Franklin

So let’s talk more abt Carmel, hey I’m new here or wtv but let’s talk… so Eric Franklin a “librarian and CDN Director” he is so fucking ugly and stupid, he literally talks shit with his favorite students AJ Escamilla and Mark fisher lmao, but he’s so weird and thinks he’s the shirt he’s a dictator and tells everyone what to do, but who would listen to a bitch who can’t have a good haircut… he’s apparently married but who would marry that, but he talks so much shit behind people’s back but won’t say shit to our face.. then he so demanding like we don’t have lived and h has no reason to have this he’s basically pointless I can do CDN by my damn self! Then the stupid ass freshman he brought into the school are too fucking slow to do OBS like OBS is so fucking easy but Eric also is a bully he said so much shit to students that regular teachers would be fired, but yes he needs help mentally so yall should help him… P.S. - BHC
by BedazzledHaterClub February 24, 2025
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Lansdale Catholic

Lansdale catholic has to be one of the worst catholic schools in the Philadelphia area. A small 1 hallway school filled with nothing but bots and wannabe gang members. LC is the hood of catholic schools and you would be unlucky to go there. If you know someone who went to LC i am sorry for you. If it wasnt for the suburban location, the school would be trashed. Followed by the rolled up stereotype catholic girls and the “fluffy hair” boys, are little bitches who only peak in highschool. LC is the epitome of kids who will never go anywhere in the world. Home to some of the worst drivers you will ever see. Never go to LC.
“Yo bro do you see that terrible park job?”

“Yea bro they must have went to Lansdale Catholic
by Lansdale Catholic Hater March 3, 2025
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Catholic Steamer

When you go on a long run, and don't quite make it home in time to use the bathroom, so you take a nice shit in the parking lot of a Catholic Church
I left a Catholic Steamer after a long run. Sorry Father John
by Spicymeatball06 August 11, 2024
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Catholic pigeon orb

The furious amalgamation of a quantity of at least 72 pigeons with the head and feathers removed, merged by any means necessary into a spherical shape and doused in holy water. When creating a Catholic pigeon orb, it is customary to offer the heads of all pigeons used in the creation of the orb to His Holiness the Pope. Under no circumstances can the orb be consumed by a human being.
I made a Catholic pigeon orb the other day. You should have seen the look on The Pope's face. He was delighted!
by uviferous May 10, 2025
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