Detroit Catholic Central

Detroit Catholic Central is that prestigious all-boys school where the "brotherhood" is so tight, they were all probably raised in the same basement.. Their athletic program is a well-oiled machine, pumping out future college stars like it's their day job, but in reality they are only D1 at stealing your girl. Their Class of 2025? Well, they’re already rewriting the playbook on greatness, not just in sports, but in everything they do. From dominating the field to “accidentally” stealing your girl with a single smile, these guys are just built different—rumor has it, the world’s not ready for them. Also, if you’re wondering where your girl went, there’s a good chance she’s being "recruited" for their version of the team.

Girl: So, you're still going to "Detroit Catholic Central"?
Detroit Catholic Central boy: Yeah, my brother loves it. He’s all about the "brotherhood."
Girl: Oh, the "brotherhood"? You mean the cult where they make you wear matching polos and chant like zombies?
Detroit Catholic Central boy: Pretty much. I’ll probably get a secret handshake and a lifetime supply of guilt.

by ccbigboy December 9, 2024

Roman Catholic high school

America's oldest and first (formerly) free Catholic high school built in 1890 by Thomas E Cahil or however you spell it anyways it's way more respectable than Father Judge or Archbishop Ryan

Jamal: Ey yo did you hear that that lil fat bitch Manny is transferring to Roman Catholic High School from that bitch school Archbishop Ryan

Tyrone: Nah man no I didn't but I can't wait to get in the boys bathroom with him
Jamal: nah WE can't wait til he gets here and his stomach bulges out of his shirt

by Big Bitch Manny 1 September 6, 2021

catholic lunch

The sort of thing you'd see a priest feeding a young catholic child. It is usually served warm and fresh from a fleshy tube. It tastes like salt and shame.

Brian: "Ramen doesn't really have a flavor, it just tastes like salt and shame."
Jim: "Sounds more like a catholic lunch to me."

by Jay Jay Jetplane February 20, 2014

Infiltration Was In The First Chapter Of The Catholic Bible

Infiltration Was In The First Chapter Of The Catholic Bible

Infiltration Was In The First Chapter Of The Catholic Bible

by TheSpartanicaOfAnyHellstromu3e March 28, 2025

Ss John Fisher and Thomas More Roman Catholic High School

A high school in East Lancashire, England, and is run by an evil witch and her evil accomplice, which sadly can not be named due to urban dictionary rules and guidance, however the evil witch and her accomplice has a reputation for causing the staff to run away in fear and quit their jobs. The school is basically a prison, with having more security fences built around the school, which is bad for students but good if you want to turn it into a military outpost; when you realise the high school is catholic, you do understand why the priests might want to contain the students.

Person 1: Have you hears of SS John Fisher and Thomas More Roman Catholic High School.
Person 2: Yeah, be aware of the teacher who confiscates your MacDonald chicken nuggets, he has a reputation of throwing books at students.

by Masterg1 November 14, 2023

Trinity Catholic College-Dunedin

A school filled with autism, autism, gay gay, school known for pedophilia, principle has chimpanzee up her bum. has some cute black guys.

Lets ditch class at Trinity Catholic College-Dunedin, so we can go to bathrooms and do questionable things to eachother.

by hoodboy12345 May 4, 2024

The Catholic Church

Um... Harboring pedophiles?

Hym "Candace Owens cares so much about people harboring pedophiles that she converted to THE CATHOLIC CHURCH! Not because they DON'T HARBOR PEDOPHILES... But to get away from the jews! Because catholicism is the Jewish incest cult except coopted by the Romans and is a step removed from the jews and she only did it after she was fired by a jew for criticizing Israel. Clearly she doesn't understand irony. The irony is lost on her. Also, her husband looks like a gay man. If you told me he went to gay conversion camp when he was younger, I would believe you and wouldn't even ask for evidence. I would just say 'Yup'and nod my head because that is very likely a gay man."

by Hym Iam August 19, 2024