asian cockblock

1. when a member of the asian community prevents another person's advances upon another

2. the worst of all cockblocks

3. something a good wingman should prevent with ease

Damn Josh (JJ) is the worst wingman, he can't even stop an asian cockblock.

by Wickster September 21, 2006

Asian paper

Lined paper that has twice as many lines as yours, causing extreme jealousy because its owner can fit twice as much work on one sheet of paper as you.
Usually owned and supplied by Asians.

Guy 1: Dude how come Hyea-ji can fit all of her work on one side of a piece of paper and it takes me two whole sheets?

Guy 2: Well duh, she has Asian paper. You should ask her for some.

by GregJenning January 13, 2011

asian cupcake

Verb- the act of eating a large pizza off of the back of a willing partner as she performs fellatio

Dude I totally Asian Cupcaked her back last night - why choose between a BJ and food when u can have both?!

by surrender_2_hungr February 12, 2011

Asian Hotbox

When a group of 5-10 Asian women enter a room with 1 man and proceed to fart in the room then leave the room and lock it shut for 30 minutes.

Man, I could really use an Asian Hotbox right about now!

by Clypsix December 16, 2020

Asian Up

An exclamation used when someone is being a wimp or uncool. It is shouted in order to provoke an inspiration of ninja-ness.

Me: *failing to break an apple in half with my bare hands* Wow, this is hard!
Greta: C'mon, Asian Up!

by zora_ninja March 15, 2011

Asian Bangbang

The act of watching some good Asian porn.

Dan: Man, I'm really in the mood to watch some good Asian porn.
Lucy: You need to watch some Asian Bangbang.

by Dirty*Dan January 08, 2012

Asian Tonight

Asian tonight means you go out find an Asian partner to have sex.

“What do you want to have tonight?”
“Asian tonight please”

by Pig Tonight September 12, 2009