Elijah Bissonette

One of the hottest guys in the world
Loves anime
loves video games

Girl: Oh my god that guy is so Elijah Bissonette
Boy: Yeah because i am a Elijah Bissonette

by turtlegaming February 6, 2017

Elijah GD

Elijah is attractive, a little on the bigger side, and likes lots of junk food like taco bell. But if you look past his weird side and get to know him, he can be pretty chill. Also he can poo in less than a second tho which is pretty cool.

Speaker 1: WOAH... That fella over there is so annoying gosh I just hate him.
Speaker 2: Nah, that's Elijah GD. He can poo in less than a second.

by Mr.Pork January 13, 2023

Elijah Dragun

emo emo emo emo emo eome emoe moe moe moe meme emo emo meo emo
emo emoe
emoemoemoemoe

emoe moe moe meo emoemoemoe
emoemoe

emo emo emo

you are an Elijah Dragun

by Aaraav Patel November 28, 2023

ELijah

RUBIK'S CUBE GOD

Are you trying to solve that Rubik's Cube? You'll never be an ELijah

by Random Rush June 7, 2018

Elijah

A friend who always flakes on plans with his friends and always doesn’t want to admit his in the fault. Usually asks for evidence and court trials.

Elijah niggas just flaked on us again even though he said he was going to come.

by Elifactors January 21, 2022

Elijah

Sex machine

Elijah is a sex machine.

by tieniewienie November 22, 2021

An Elijah

An item belonging to somebody named Elijah

“The car with baby shit colored paint was an Elijah

by Harry Balls Man May 3, 2023