A total dick who is garbage at goalkeeper but thinks he’s good. Hasn’t got a bitch in his life and says to his “friends” that he gets all the girls he wants
Andres is a retard
by A legend who is cool August 07, 2018
Andre is a cool, fun, neat, and ripped guy. He enjoys the company of friends but dislikes when they overstep. His nick name is often AJ and he is the most loyal and best boyfriend alive. Many women say they should get an Andre.
by the real chicken man August 31, 2022
There are not enough words in the world to describe an Andre. He commonly refers to as fine or handsome but can also be called cute every now and then. Once you find an Andre, keep him because he prioritizes his woman over everything else. Even after breaking up his love won't sway. It won't be the same, but it'll still be there. Andre's are typically freakish athlete, naturally being good at every sport he does. He is also good at things like music and art. He is just an all around catch, and is humor is unmatched. He can have you still laughing at jokes that he made weeks ago. And he isn't much of a romantic but if you peak his interest, there's no mountain he won't move for you. So if you get an Andre, even as a friend, hold on to him because that's an asset to valuable to lose.
by the real chicken man February 01, 2023
Andres is a person who is very kind. He will do anything for you, no matter what it is. Andres will sit on the phone/text you for hours on end about anything, you have a problem or you upset text an Andres they will cheer you up right away. If you ever meet an Andres you better become close with him and be friends with him because he will always he there for you no matter what! Andres will also be one of the funniest people you meet, though he can take it to far sometimes he will still make you laugh for hours on end. And though Andres is always there for you, you need to be there for him because if your not her will not want you in his life. You also need to have a sense of humor and a lot of tolerance at times. And if you are a TOXIC person Andres wants nothing to do with you. So the next time you meet an Andres make sure to become good friends with him and DO NOT TELL HIM WHT TO DO.
Jenna: (1:00am) Andresss
Andres: (1:01am) Jennaaaaa
Jenna: Something bad just happened...
Andres: What happened?
*texts her for hours helping her through her problem and stays by her side*
Andres: (1:01am) Jennaaaaa
Jenna: Something bad just happened...
Andres: What happened?
*texts her for hours helping her through her problem and stays by her side*
by TherealJenna July 30, 2019
The most handsome and charming of Men. Honorable and well respected by all who know them. They are adventurous in nature and social. Often you will find them surrounded by women as they give off an irresistible allure that peaks their curiosity. If you come across an Andre you would know just by their presence. Some say they are the only true Men left in today's society.
by Autoholic November 23, 2021
Tall and slim, Andres has an excellent sense of humour and a twinkle in his eye.
His friends are intrigued by his ability to internalise and process the meaning of life whilst maintaining the capacity to function day to day.
A shy soul, Andres is unaware of his ability to distract the fairer sex with his Scandinavian appearance.
Naturally a free spirit, it is hard to pin down an Andres but when you do it will be worth it.
The best friend you could ask for, Andres is adored by those lucky enough to call him their friend.
His friends are intrigued by his ability to internalise and process the meaning of life whilst maintaining the capacity to function day to day.
A shy soul, Andres is unaware of his ability to distract the fairer sex with his Scandinavian appearance.
Naturally a free spirit, it is hard to pin down an Andres but when you do it will be worth it.
The best friend you could ask for, Andres is adored by those lucky enough to call him their friend.
by Jamcar August 18, 2017
Andres is an awesome guy! He is hardworking and mental achieving, He tends to be very tan, he is strong yet sensitive. He loves to be around people that make him happy all the time. He can be very open if he knows he can trust you. His type is mostly a girl who is kind to everyone, who is serious but has a childish side, and loves disney, a girl who makes anyone feel special and loved, a girl whom he can talk to all night without them fighting and getting bored, someone who can be your best friend or your worst nightmare when it comes to someone messing with her friends or family. Andres loves girls who put others before herself. If he ever liked someone that he just felt good around but has bad personality, who insults people and makes other people feel bad about each other or someone who he is always fighting with he will regret it, because she will break his heart. But a girl that makes him feel special won’t! Always keep an andres next to you.
Wow andres is awesome he deserves a girl that he can call his nigga and trust not a girl that can break his heart
by ProfesionalCounselor December 28, 2019