When something or someone sexually arouses you, making you able to hang a towel on a boner (like on that Eren naked figurine).
by Kerfew July 4, 2022
Get the Hang the towelmug. When you scratch your balls on a towel after you get out of the shower, and forget which side of the towel you scratched your balls with. Now you have to towel-dry your hair and take your chances.
Time to dry my hair... oh shit, I forget which side of the towel I used to scratch my balls. I guess it’s time to take the towel’s gambit.
by rockinturtle December 29, 2019
Get the towel’s gambitmug. Shayna: "Kathleen would you get out of that towel? People are coming."
Kathleen: "God Shayna you don't have to towel shame everyone."
Kathleen: "God Shayna you don't have to towel shame everyone."
by mdawg448 December 11, 2016
Get the towel shamemug. When you have your towel tied around your waist and you un-tie it. It doesn't fall down so you perform a hands free towel shimmy.
This morning I had a shower, afterwards i was getting dressed. I had my towel around my waist, and my phone in my hand texting a friend. In order to take my towel off i needed to perform a hands free Towel Shimmy, Afterwards i felt majestic as fuck.
by Jewish Thunder May 4, 2014
Get the Towel shimmymug. just one of many expressions used to describe a tampon. Originates from the word flange that refers to a less than appealing vagina.
by c0za April 8, 2005
Get the flangeeta towelmug. When a man or woman twists your penis until you cum. Or until you screech or it turns red. Think of it like twisting a towel to get the water out of it.
She squeezed my penis until I cummed. It looked like she was squeezing out a towel. She performed the towel twist.
by Thewordbringer123 December 31, 2021
Get the The towel twistmug. A woody towel is the bar rag male bartenders tuck in the front of the britches supposedly for wiping off their hands. In reality it is to cover their "wood" as in "I would love to..." when face to face with a hottie or face to flesh with a pair of mounds more than a mouthful. It conveniently covers the bulge, re-adjustment, as well as subtle massage in an inconspicious manner under the guise of wiping one's hands.
With the nipples pressing to escape the fabric in front of the bartender's eyes, the bar rag in the back pocket was subtley switched to the front, thus becoming a woody towel.
by BigRedBeast May 13, 2011
Get the Woody Towelmug.