Diet roach

A person who never wants to finish the blunt and when they do they keep it to create another blunt later

“Jack is such a diet roach
Maya is a diet roach she loves saving them and reusing them
by Feliciaglams July 22, 2020
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Mattea Roach

A Canadian Jeopardy! icon. Friendly and bubbly off the stage, but an absolute steamroller on it.
One of only three people to have led James Holzhauer going into Final Jeopardy!
“I was talking to this person before my game, and they were so friendly and excited… and then utterly decimated me.”
“You ran into Mattea Roach, didn’t you?”
“How did you know?”
by jeopardoge April 21, 2024
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coochie roach

1: do you know what a coochie roach is ?

2: yeah it’s lovelypeaches on instagram
by stepchicken4life May 13, 2021
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King Roach

A foo so grimey and stinky that he became king of roaches, also known as Kain.
“That foo Kain over there is the King Roach
“Kain is so gross lmao”
by TheRealVato69 August 02, 2019
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Screaming Roach

This is an individual who lurks on multiple internet platforms and is dying for relevancy. This individual tends to be of a less attractive state which makes their actions less of a moral standing. Online this individual will use the multiple platforms to seek validation,attention ,relevancy, and any type of acknowledgment even if it’s degrading and of a usage rather than true emotional connection. The “roach” is utterly “screaming” for attention which they probably didn’t receive during childhood and has a misunderstanding of their status in the online community. The usage of themselves and the multiple platforms shows a dire need for attention and typically results in discarding and degradation in the long run. Step on any screaming roach they love to be a pest!
Omg she is such a screaming roach! Why does she keep adding me on IG under different/fake names.

He used her to validate himself and now she is becoming a screaming roach when he returns back to his usual ways
by B_Cchillen June 18, 2022
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Roach Clip Dick

A roach clip dick is something that a narcissistic chauvinistic male has, and because of it, they are usually sexually insecure and dysfunctional because they put too much stock into their pathetically tiny malformed sexual organ. They seek to constantly cover up their shortcomings because they need tweezers to hold it to pee because their man is literally the size of a roach clip from a blunt.
Maybe he's being so shitty to the ladies because he got a "roach clip dick."
by Dem Applez October 27, 2022
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Roaching Cartels

When -TI- Realizes they are too garbage to push a cartel so they sit on 800m rocks and shoot people in the back
Jim: hey wanna push OG?
Cartel Fighter: nah TI is roaching Cartels so ima just camp rebel
by FUck TI December 29, 2018
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