Parker

An idiotic but very sweet guy and you are lucky to have him as a friend

Guy: Gosh Parker’s such a great guy

Girl: I know right

by Monkey 524 January 7, 2020

parker

look at parker shes so beautiflul and magnifiacent so has blown my mind

parker is the absulute best

by parkerknowsbest October 29, 2018

Parker LeGoff

That one dude that has a massively small cock. He loves sophomore girls named Aven and loves watching truck videos. He also goes by the name Zartak!!

Holy Cow!! It Parker LeGoff!!
Oh yea, he has the tiniest of wieners!! Oh and he sure does like sophomore girls from Kossuth.

by JLB55 November 2, 2021

Parker

Parker is a very hot, sexy, and cool. Parker gets anyone they want and has sex all the time. Parker is basically a magnet to the ladies, and is very very fast, almost even sub 21 5k time. I dont know what would happen if this sexy man named parker ever left.

Girl 1- Hey Parker, I am in love with you

Parker- Hoe go to the back of the line

Girl 1- but you are so sexy and hot, and cool, and hot, oh wait i already said that my bad.

Parker- I dont care there is a massive waiting list that you are in the back of.

Girl at front of line- is this girl bothering you or something, do you need me to beat her up for you

Parker- Yes please

by peepopog123123 January 26, 2021

Brad Parker

Someone who parks badly in a parking lot, across multiple spots, over curbs, hitting shrubs, sticking out, sideways, even that one guy that flipped over the wall.

Look at that Brad Parker over there, he's parked Bradley.

by Vajeebi February 27, 2016

Parker Poles

The thick metal poles traditionally placed before a cycling or pedestrian only pathway to stop large motor vehicles from entering and endangering the pathway users.

"Hey Wayne, watch out for the Parker poles on your bike, you don't want to go A over T."

by LittleBearGL October 12, 2016

Gus Parker

The gate keeper of dad jokes

Person one: why did the scarecrow get an award

Person two: why

Person one: because he was out standing in his field

Person two: that was such a terrible joke you’re such a Gus Parker

by Gustopher215 July 8, 2019