February 26

Cuss your friends out

Person 1: Hey its February 26
Person 2: Oh n-
Person 1: You fucking asshole, suck my 2 balls and my 1 dick, please damn your fucking shit.

by oh the days February 26, 2022

Number 26

The breast beater

Do you know the breast beater
Yea
It’s me let my slap your duck number 26

by The ass smoker November 24, 2021

Revelations 4:13-26

And ye, the Lord said unto Jeremy “I got a blumpkin in a waffle house bathroom in Picayune, Mississippi by a middle-aged, slightly overweight, high school lunch attendant named Miss Rose.”

I love reading the bible. Revelations 4:13-26 Is my favorite verse.

by carmensandigayoh February 21, 2024

March 26

Have SEX with ur crush day

March 26 is a day you can let ur emotions get the best off u

by Cornice March 25, 2025

October 26

The day you get to punch a dick in the dick

Anna: *punches her ex who cheated on her in the dick*
Jake: Why did u punch me in the dick?
Anna: Because it’s October 26th

Jake: Meaning?
Anna: Its punch a dick in the dick day

by ISHAHAFHAFW November 15, 2020

October 26

National get your hair stuck in a bun and have to cut it really short day

Rachel-wow your hair looks super short!
Milky-What did you expect? It’s October 26

by Animal_crackers October 27, 2019

July 26

National soapy titty pic day

Hey it's July 26 national soapy titty pic day you know what that means.

by Zjshs July 26, 2022