cat

A organism intended to act like your subject and furry friend, and when you least expect it, they will ambush you and leave you enough muscles in your body for you to feed them. In all, they are secret and sneaky overlords that have an unforgiving heart.

Joe: did you hear what happened to joey?
Bob:ya man, that cat destroyed him when he least expect it.
Joe:oh no!!!!!

Joe:here comes one now!!!!!!
*both joe and bob get shredded to pieces by a cat assassin.*

by jjprs306 June 3, 2018

Cat

i like cats my cat is named Charlie

I have a cat

by Roadhogmain69 January 27, 2020

cat

cat

cat

by CATSARELIFE1231231231231231231 July 18, 2023

lana cat

The most amazing creature on earth. She is a loving cat, but can be on the shy side. She likes to sit in windows and looks out doors, so make sure you have a house with a lot of exits! She's a tabby with a big heart and can be really playful or really sleepy. She's a family cat and never cheats on her owners. Lana is a one of a kind cat and can light up your day with one meow.

wow, lana cat is so amazing!

by here's archy March 20, 2018

The Cat

When your free balling and start thrusting the air to make your peen to hit your shorts to violently and play a tune with you dick print ...
The CAT
C -ock
A -ir
T -hrust

Check out Cock slap on "The CAT "

by Ballbags and Handbags November 15, 2020

the cat

the most useless thing that eats up your money. the only use or the creature is memes

you're a cat person? (what that means is that your a homeless nobody living on the streets with 49 cats in a singular cardboard box while the cats eat up the only food you can manage to find dumpster diving and have no life)

by SnowyCat1412 January 15, 2025

Cat Nippling

Cats being milked aggressively at a Harry Potter themed wedding for butter beer. While the couple sneaks of and has sex yelling “ ima shit on these walls ray”.

Omg that wedding had some HARD cat nippling happening behind the bar!

by imashitonthesewallsray November 16, 2021