Puss in cum

A man that would do anything for a crumb of that good-good whilst simultaneously being a white knight at the same time.

"Ever since he had that crush on a girl he's become a puss in cum."

by Joynerfan February 02, 2022

Cumming in your coffee

Used when you are messing with someone instead of “I’m kidding” or “just messing with you”

Don’t get mad dude, I’m just cumming in your coffee.

by Coffee Creamer December 13, 2024

cum rabbit

The after product of an attempted swallow after a blowie, except there's a sneeze and jizz shoots out of the mouth and both nostrils at the same time, making a bunny shaped jizz signature.

I spoffed in her mouth last night lads and there was a serious cum rabbit.

The cum rabbit Steph did last night made bigwig look like a fucking seagull

by benjibw September 23, 2022

Cum swamp

An area, typically a place of a person's body, is so covered in cum that it appears similar to the conditions of a swamp.

I want to turn the half-Greek, half-Indian girl’s enormous titties into a cum swamp

by Yuri Arlov July 21, 2022

cum guzzling whore

When ur wife is sleeping with ur first ex wife’s current husband.

You are nothing but a cheating cum guzzling whore!!!

by PISSED OFF EX HUSBAND!!!!!! September 13, 2020

Cum guzzling whores

Used to playfully express annoyance with slutty women, usually because of your failed attempts to have relationships with some of them

I’m bored. Wanna go to the college campus and meet some cum guzzling whores?

by SiL3Nt J September 19, 2023

Cum guzzling whores

Used to playfully express annoyance with slutty women, usually after being screwed over by a few that you actually cared about (before you knew any better)

I’m bored. Wanna go to the college campus and meet some cum guzzling whores?

by SiL3Nt J September 20, 2023