Tete-a-dick

When two friends have a private and meaningful conversation about a dick encounter. This is similar to a tete-a-tete but solely about dick.

Sally, I had sex with Steve last night and I need to have a tete-a-dick with you.

by Linzer91 February 3, 2019

avocado dick

A penis that becomes significantly larger when erect. Similar to a grower but the erection takes a long time to arrive and only stays for a short period of time. An avocado dick mimics the ripening time patterns of real avocados, which take weeks to ripen and then become overripe before getting the chance to be eaten.

Kate: "So was he a grower or a shower?"

Erin: "He had an avocado dick... it took forever to get hard, then he came immediately. I almost can't tell if he was a grower or a shower!"

by pimpgrandfatherg September 2, 2018

Dick Navis

A faggot who has 1/8 of a tic tac dick and brags about how good he is at fortnite and nobody likes him

Shut the fuck up Dick Navis you fucking queer bait cunt

by TheOfficialMeMeBigBoy April 3, 2019

Digital Dick

A guy that tells a woman over an online dating site that his dick is gigantyranapocolypsianly huge. And when they meet, the woman finds out that his member is teeny weeny little bitty baby sized mini peepee is not really all that impressive. Thus making him a DIGITAL DICK.

"Whoa Bro your dick is small you DIGITAL DICK!!"
"You DIGITAL DICKED me you asshole."

by DirtyHampsterCheese November 29, 2011

Dick Rabbit

A slutty or horny girl who enjoys bouncing on dicks much like a rabbit. She usually thinks she is not slutty but thinks everybody else is.

Friend 1: Sophie just called Rachel a slut!
Friend 2: But I saw Sophie kissing Steve and Joe last period!

Friend 1: What a Dick Rabbit she does that everyday

by Erak Shunn March 12, 2015

Duff-Dick

A term used to describe the inability to perform sexually under the influence of vast amounts of alcohol.

"Oh man, I was at this crazy party, finally hooked up with the hottest girl there, got into her bed and lost out to a serious case of duff-dick."

by Jason Pickett January 17, 2008

Internet dick

Weighing what you have on the internet compared to others. As to show off or brag.

Whats the size of your internet dick?

A: guy one; I have 1000 friends on MySpace, how many do you have?

Guy two; I have 50.

Guy one; ha loser.

B: guy one; I have a kdr of a kdr of 10/1, whats yours?
Guy two; 2/4 *Sigh* here it comes.

Guy one; 2/4 what kind of scrub are you?

by Wolfen65 September 19, 2015