Why don't I do something about it?

Oh? Am I not saving you fast enough? Maybe I'll get around to it in, like, 5 years or so...

Hym "Me? Oh, nobody. Just a meta/hypertext writing genius who has been made into a literal archetypal figure (the intimations of which range from stioc, monomaniacal hero to narcissistic superman). I may or may not have convinced the world's most famous atheist that the creature is real and I made the world's most famous clinician into several anime characters in his peripheral association to me. If you're trying to punish me for this then I'm at least Plato-adjacent (the poison is just a slower acting one). I would say that it's working pretty well, I mean, nobody's gotten raped or murdered by me yet. So that's pretty good... And why don't I do something about it?... You want me to fix the inherent corruption of man?.... Because... it's not the church that is the problem. It's the constrained malevolence that resides in the hearts of all men... And I can't even get you flesh-sacks to give me the credit that I'm due. Let alone get them to stop being evil filth-monkey abominations." 🤷

by Hym Iam July 19, 2022

Doing an Elias

Turning up after 10AM to work.

Did you see that he came in at 10:43AM today? I guess he was doing an Elias.

by AttackPanda July 21, 2022

Dicky do

When your belly sticks out further then your dick does.

Topper- Clete that’s one hell of a “dicky do”.
Clete- I know… I’ve been eating too many “Clete Dirty Hand Salads!”

by Potato nutsack July 25, 2022

doing a Moosh

nuking/pruning/destroying a discord server.

if you want to be more specific they were blackmailed into doing it

A mod just got caught doing a Moosh on their 100k+ discord server

by wholelottaredlover1956 July 26, 2022

doing your mom

any and every woman who walks around with the same clothing, hairstyle, husband, jewelry, house, job, possessions, kids, degree, and mannerisms as your mom

"I was just doing your mom"
"Could you do that over there, please?"
"But I thought you liked that!"
"It's great. Thanks."

by Vita Smart July 27, 2022

doing your mom

any and every person on earth who does anything that looks, feels, or sounds just like your mother does it

"I was just doing your mom"
"Damn baby, that's sexy. Could you go do that over there, please?"
"Sure babe, thanks!"

by Vita Smart July 27, 2022

doing your mom

people who pretend to be your mother as an act of sarcasm because they can't smack the shit out of you because that might get them arrested

"I was just doing your mom."
"Yeah dude that's creepy."
"Thanks."

by Vita Smart July 27, 2022