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can i be your friend?

Short answer: No.
Long answer: I'm just an internet random just as you, so that means no one knows the other and by that we can't trust ourselves... But don't worry, there are many people in the world, may one wants to be your friend.
You: can i be your friend?
internet random: no.
by RealCake December 10, 2023
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friends

by reallittlebitch July 3, 2016
mugGet the friendsmug.

National Fuck A Friend Day

Wsg mamacita, you know what day it is right???
National Fuck A Friend Day.
by TheUrbanBBC June 27, 2023
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Friend

1-real
2-fake
A:be my friend pls
B:(ready for the choice that change ur life)
by I don’t have any name February 22, 2021
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friend

a fucking bitch that is never there when you need them and stabs you in the back and all on reapeat leaves you with no friends
"hey" what stupid bitch go die in a hole" friend 1 :.....
by oofer4l January 11, 2021
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Friend

Someone you hate, who hangs out with you, only because they have no friends and think it's ok to crash your outings.
Friend 1: I love coming to Starbucks1 *They'd smile.*
Friend 2: Me too! This place is a second home for me! *Grins until they saw the "friend".
Me: Oh hell naw, guys we gots to go.
by SweetAndSaltyIt'sSkyler March 14, 2018
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friend-eater

Someone who is actively trying to leave you out. Someone who tries to steal your friend(s) in every occasion.
Audree is a friend-eater! I never did anything to her but she keeps stealing my friends!
by Lieselock May 24, 2018
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