double dementia

Refers to an unfortunate condition whereby you have gone crazy yourself, and then by association, you make someone else go plumb loco, as well.
Tronald Dump has not only totally flipped his own wig, but he's created double dementia in all his close White House colleagues --- and by extension, a lot of us ordinary citizens, as well.
by QuacksO July 12, 2019
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Drop a double duece

This is when you take a monster shit and in fact so monstrous that your asshole was stretched out more than it's ever been and you are in serious pain for at least two hours after and you see blood streaks on the toilet paper after you have wiped
Damn man after dinner last night my guts were hurting and I had to drop a double duece. I had to stand the rest of the night cuz my asshole hurt so bad I couldnt sit down.
by Bananzalone April 20, 2018
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double eagle yoink

it is when the school thot sucks your dick while screaming like an eagle
yo kasandra gave me that double eagle yoink

dang well jesse gave me one
by bruuuuuuh739782797247903709147 December 11, 2019
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Double Quarter Pounder

When you take two quarters and place a quarter on each of your lovers butt cheeks and slam them doggie style. If both coins land on heads, you get your dick sucked. If both coins land on tails, you proceed with anal. If the coins land heads and tails you get to sit on their face. May the odds be in your favor.
You wanna play a game of Double Quarter Pounder?
by Hot Popcorn May 27, 2023
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double thumbing

When you are eating a girls pussy out and she is on her back and you lying on stomach usually, with your face in her pussy you wrap your arms up and around her legs from the outside to the inside and while eating her box you spread her pussy lips with index and forefinger, while inserting thumb#1 in upper pussy and thumb#2 in main pussy hole area, cxonstantly working and rubbing and thrusting into her until mayonnaise is pouring out on your face and you smile while she shakes and moans. Great job Casey B. from Idaho, you can eat some box real good..mmmmm
Casey was double thumbing a girl he met at the gym on his kitchen table when his old lady walked in and busted him with both thumbs and his tongue in her little pink pussy. Casey was in Big Trouble Mister, BIG TROUBLE, but the slut got double thumbed so she was good.
by kcgreen December 01, 2016
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geneva double curtain

Closely related to the Cleveland Hot Pocket, a Geneva Double Curtain involves splitting the canopy and enjoying the fruit clear of the surrounding fluff.
I used a Geneva Double Curtain because it was getting wet and humid down there.
by E.L. Wisty February 08, 2022
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double entender

Refers to where someone acts "all nicey-nice" --- i.e., kind and caringly-gentle --- as if he has genuine loving feelings for you, but in reality he is merely "turning on da charm" in an attempt to disarm/dispel your natural caution/inhibitions so dat hopefully you'll let him get in your pants.
People like Clinton and Liberace were masters of da ol' "double entender" dat did indeed sometimes please and/or flatter, but you see what kind of messy misbehavior they ended up committing.
by QuacksO July 06, 2020
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