Cheesed

The feeling of jealousy or anger you get when you show someone a person's social media and they say they know someone who engaged in sexual relations with them

"Wah Gwan, Delilah? Know I'm late
'cause there's bare traffic
I just show my dog your 'gram
he said he knows a man that slapped it, I'm so cheesed
your "mademoiselle" nights are geeked
I'm bent lowkey"
-Drake

by VoiidAsp June 23, 2024

Cheese

Chris

I’m gonna cheese all over Chris and Chris all over cheese

by Jayron December 13, 2023

cottage cheese load

When you don’t whack off for a week or plow out your old lady and drop a batch on some strumpets glasses you plowed out in the bathroom of the local dive pub.

Dam I just left a cottage cheese load on some gal in the bathroom all she needed was some sliced peaches with that cottage cheese load

by Salchi Poppa February 18, 2022

do not get cheesed

Famous term used by the world's best bowser, LeoN

LeoN jumped from the ledge, he warned you earlier, "Do not get cheesed"

by W1LFRD May 17, 2021

Cream Cheese Bagel

The action of performing analingus shortly after ejaculating in one's gaping butthole

Fred: "I could really go for a Cream Cheese Bagel right now"

Roger: "I can't help you, Fred"

by VillainV3 July 19, 2016

Cream Cheese

(Verb) (Slang)
Spontaneous ejaculation. Typically caused by extreme happiness or excitement.

Today I (Cream Cheesed) when I found out that I made the football team.

by LV TV February 2, 2024

dick cheese

The cheese surrounding the circumference of the dick

Oh he’s dirty he has that nasty dick cheese

by girthydog February 1, 2020