Someone who is furiously masturbating and becomes stupid as a result. A term typically used by gooners to describe themselves when they’re too far gone.
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Larry and Lisa wanted to go to dinner, but they couldn't get a reservation at the Michelin star restaurant. They chose to stay home instead. They sure are Michelin Monkeys!
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Get the Monkey mug.an anology used to describe when someone has to pee reallyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy bad because a monkey gets extremely excited while wearing his favorite food therfore making him have to pee
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