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Share Monkey

A person that plays the stock market like the roll of a dice. A Share Monkey selects a company share with no regard to fundamentals and who has no ability or understanding of the associated company. Has little or no understanding of business operations, the stock markets or equities. A Share Monkey will select a stock on a whim using such criteria if there is a R in the month or the cows are facing into the wind.

The term Share Monkey is derived from the statement if you get sufficient monkeys and an infinite amount of time then eventually one of them will reproduce a line from the works of Shakespeare, in a similar way a Share Monkey will eventually select a line of winning stock.

Variations: US; Stock Monkey
Tom is just another a Share Monkey , he told me to buy these stocks because he believes if he buys in a Monsoon and the stock will Boom.

Don't trust him, he's just a Share Monkey, a lame statement like"Sell in May then go away" is no basis to invest.

On what basis did this Share Monkey say it was going to Zero
by Rod Clements September 7, 2016
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Spider Monkey

A person who is disruptive, abrasive, controlling, neurotic, and extremely angry for no good reason.
Did you see the woman at the school board meeting the other day? She jumped up and down and flung her verbal shit all over the room like a god damn spider monkey!
by Tvvat March 29, 2022
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Monkey

A phrase that refers to a darkly colored person, usually offensive
White person: HEY YOU MONKEY
Dark Person: Ooo Ooo Aaa Aaa
by SomeDarkHumorDude April 24, 2023
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Monkey

A god that stupid children believe in to be popular
Me with my friends: How to return to Monkey
by Pandaz4Life April 28, 2021
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cool monkey

A saying for describing someone really cool
Ex. Dude your one cool monkey low key would suck your dick
by Cristian Grey May 2, 2018
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lizard monkey

A lizard monkey is a person who is annoying or needs to take a walk
"Tom is a lizard monkey, he's always frolicking about and i strongly dislike him"
by lizard monkey November 6, 2025
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Monkey Philosophy

It's a different perspective on life. It makes you question your actions, everything you do or say. This is considered NicheTok, as it isn't yet so viral, and has just started becoming popular at the start of October 2025.

In the sample sentence, it'll show how 'Monkey Philosophy' is used, but to question something. This is then put in a monkey sitting on a toilet photo.
What if spending hours on the bathroom throne isn't procrastination, but meditation? Maybe the tip of the mountains are reached from where no one dares sit. 'Tis it is decreed that this is a law that is stood by, The Law of Monkey Philosophy.
by Colleen Esther October 7, 2025
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