Double circumcision

The act of attaining an erection while sitting on the toilet and then terrifyingly unwedging it out from under the toilet seat. This process typically involves skill or else we get our definition.

John: "yo I took a fat shit yesterday but can't have sex tonight cause I accidentally gave myself a 'double circumcision' "

Joe: "oh my god man why didn't you tell me"

by S. Millows June 02, 2020

double cheecked up

To have such a fat ass from no matter which position you take it is viewable.

That cat is double cheecked up gawd dam

by 2xcheeckmaster May 05, 2022

The double shunt

The one and the only best double pump cracked player of all time. One who demolishes gays.

Mason has been known as the double shunt since grade school.

by hardshunter689 February 05, 2025

doubled up

Pregnant

My best friend is doubled up but hasn't told her mom yet.

by rubberknife August 15, 2021

doubled up

Pregnant

Rosie Ann is doubled up but hasn't told her mom yet.

by rubberknife August 15, 2021

Double Sit

When a person sits down in a seat or couch and promptly re-adjusts by scooching their ass forwards or backwards.

Marc sat down on the sofa but did a double sit because he was uncomfortable.

by WeUsedToPlayHouse April 13, 2022

DOUBLE KETCHUP

A threesome with two women who are menstruating.

My kink is sex with women who are on their period. My fantasy is to someday do the double ketchup.

by RedNapkin June 30, 2023