dick pounder

A woman the likes to sit on a dick and pound on it

Last night I had an amazing time with that dick pounder

by Daddy spank me harder November 7, 2017

Limp Dick

When you are texting someone and there response's are so unenthusiastic that the only way to describe them is that they share the same characteristics of a semi-flaccid penis.

"Bro I was texting this girl and she was just limp dicking me the entire time."

"I mentioned in the group chat that I wanted to chill but everyone was just limp dick about it."

by AAwari December 12, 2017

Dick throat

Instead of strep you get dick throat after sucking a dick for to long and it has some pretty harsh side effects if you ask me.

Jennifer: my throats hurten somethin fierce
Rachel:what did you do last night?
Jennifer: totally destroyed Ron’s huge dick

Rachel: babygirl you got a bad case of the dick throat you dumb fucking whore

by Shucci Goes May 7, 2018

Sticky Dick

When you pull the condom off and the sperm is all over your dick.

"OOH SHIT I just got the sticky dick!"

by Mery ger February 24, 2018

Dick helmet

A disparaging term for a male who is stupid or otherwise offensive. Used when similar terms such as dickhead, asshole, do not adequately describe the degree of stupidity or offensive behavior.

"I can't believe he did that..what a dick helmet!"

by Desert Doc March 8, 2018

Dick-squeezer

A male friend that for some reason grabs all of their friends dicks, usually in social gatherings. They take pride with every single squeeze it's one of their main reason for living, if they don't get a squeeze in daily they will become depressed.

Greg: look out here comes Tony, he's a dick-squeezer

Mike: what?

Tony: hey guys(squeezes greg and mike's dicks)

Mike: what the hell, he just squeezed my dick

Greg: told you, he does that

by Some really really smart guy May 12, 2018

Dick Sucker

A person who acts gay, but they say they not

Hey dude, your a dick sucker

by Trickster Number 13 July 2, 2016