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Squished Hot Dog

When you whip your pants down, squish your dick against a window and sometimes take a piss.
My squished hot dog at Bergholz's house was so hot, his mom wanted a taste.
by bergholz October 13, 2008
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Sly Dog Ninja

when someone runs off to commit perverted acts in secret....
I'll do a Sly Dog ninja and take picture of her nipple while shes asleep
by Han Hogan November 23, 2011
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Puppy-dog gaurding

When playing tag, or another game where there is a 'base' or other type of safe zone, the person 'it' stands outside the zone, waiting for the person to leave so as to tag them.
person1: *runs into base*
person2: *stands outside base waiting for them to try to escape*
person1: Hey! No puppy-dog gaurding!
by LouDogintheVan August 25, 2009
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it's what dogs do

an excuse dog owners use to weasel their way out of taking responsablity for their dog's actions
neighbor: your dog's incessant barking keeps me up all night! please stop leaving it outside!
dog owner: it's what dogs do.

neighbor: your dog keeps getting out of your backyard and shitting on and digging up my lawn! please secure your gate better!
dog owner: it's what dogs do.

neighbor: your dog got out and mauled my 5 year old on his way home from school!
dog owner: it's what dogs do.
by Ameslan June 1, 2017
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Dirty Dog of the Internet

This is a term typically used to describe the irrational scum of the internet.

Its singular form (Dirty Dog of the Internet) can be used as just a general term to describe a particularly frustrating individual online, an insult directed towards a person, or as a normal, profane term.

Its plural form (Dirty Dogs of the Internet) can be used to describe a group of individuals on the internet that are generally seen as annoying, or can just be used as a normal, profane term.
"This dirty dog of the internet is a living logical fallacy with all his incomprehensible bullshit."

"<annoying social media site> is a group of dirty dogs of the internet!"

"Shut up, you dirty dog of the internet!"

*stubs toe* "Dirty dog(s) of the internet!"
by Sweggins June 25, 2015
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Cheese Dog Dick

A mans penis that is thin and slightly shiny, resembling the width and length of an Oscar Meyer cheese hotdog. Like doll hands for a weiner.
The first guy I ever had sex with had a cheese dog dick.
by Aireezgirl February 1, 2017
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Snap-dog job

A snap-dog job is a job performed above and beyond typical expectations, whether it be faster or better than usual.
"You're done with that already?! What a snap-dog job!"
by Jeshugah November 9, 2008
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