National beat the living fuck out of your best friend day

Beat the absolute fuck out of your best friend on April 19th

I can’t wait for National beat the living fuck out of your best friend day!

by xx.l0ser.g0ldie.xx April 17, 2023

Friends

Friends are 'nice' company that will always fucking ask you for stuff but never give it back

Friends:can I borrow some money
You:sure but repay me in a month
Friend:Sure!

10 months later

You:where's my money-
Friend:SHUT UP

by NoiKoiBlizøLexxy April 28, 2022

Tall Friend Appreciation Day

appreciating ur friends 5’9 and above on July 15th. they deserve some appreciation for being built like a stringbean

hey! did you know that it’s tall friend appreciation day? ask your tall friends how the weather is up there!

by jacob glndr June 25, 2022

friend rent

The way a friend (especially a more annoying one) earns your friendship for a period of time, usually with a good deed or a funny moment.

That was probably the funniest thing he’s said in a while. That’s his friend rent for the week.

by Controller Rick June 26, 2022

friend

something that you don't have

can i invite my friends

wdym you don't have one

by Itsyeshua April 7, 2024

Dog friend

A bad friend, typically a backstabber or a snitch.

Norman/Alex/Boris/K______ K_______, u a dog friend fo breaking Pranvas nose.

by rs09 February 18, 2024

friends

something you don't have

I have no friends

by reallittlebitch July 3, 2016