bacons cat

Usually referred to when things tend to barf everywhere specially at the beach.

The bacons cat is throwing up everywhere.

by Bacons cat April 16, 2022

SHUSHSJJ cat disease

The SHUSHSJJ cat disease is a disease brought upon many cats. Now just recently found, Tuesday Jan 18 2022, 1:07AM, by a cat named Chloe. Nobody knows how it is caused, and only few symptoms are shown.

Holy motherfucking heart taking breath taking fuck that fatass cat has the SHUSHSJJ cat disease.

by Valentinern January 17, 2022

Cat Frig

Human-feline sexual act which involves inserting ones index finger into the vagina of a cat.

oh my god did u just frig my cat? You Cat Frigger

by mangakanga June 22, 2009

laying on the cat

To fall asleep while having sex, usually because of a boring partner, inability to hold an erection, or extreme exhaustion.

My favorite episode of 30 Rock is the one where Jack confesses to laying on the cat.

Lisa has been really boring in the sack lately, making me lay on the cat every time!

by Konstantin Denisivich December 24, 2009

Cat

not a dog.

See that cat. It smeels bad.

by NoodleButter January 2, 2017

fat cat on red bed

it's a fat cat.. on a red bed..

Me: Fat cat on-
Person: RED BED!
Both of us: fat cat on red bed B)

by Kagito Nomaeda February 21, 2021

The 'Fat Cat' Effect

When a fart's stench takes it's sweet time to mosey on to it's intended victim and lingers for a long time.

My girlfriend had The 'Fat Cat' Effect during sex last night... I think I'm going to break up with her

by Burritolife November 17, 2014