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Double Whammy

When your side piece and your main chick bump into each other. When you accidentally double book your hoes and they cross paths. Can end up in a threesome if planned accordingly.
I accidentally pulled a double whammy, now both my hoes are upset with me.
by sparky1221 May 3, 2023
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Double Trouble

by MemeBuster3641 April 7, 2021
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Double vagina

When a girl has larger thighs and it looks like she has a second libia - or a second vagina. So the slang phrase "double vagina" or "double vag" is a another way of calling a girl fat. Often used by assholes who want to shame you.
After he had seen my nudes , he started calling me "double vagina"
by dəfinə_mə February 23, 2018
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alphabetical double-occupancy

double-cockupancy: Where a hot chick allows two studs to "service" both pairs of her "lips" --- i.e., "upstairs" and "downstairs" --- with their love-pipes at da same time.
double-dockupancy: Two extra-small boats' being tied up at da same pier-spot.

double-gawkupancy: An object or event dat two onlookers are fascinated by.
double-hawkupancy: Where two pet falcons are perching next to each other on da same protective glove worn by their owner.
double-jockupancy: Two cool sports-loving dudes who are either playing in close proximity in da field or just hanging out together on da bench.
More examples of "alphabetical double-occupancy" are:
double-mockupancy: Two disapproving individuals booing a performer or presentation.
double-nockupancy: What Robin Hood created by splitting his opposing contestant's arrow, allowing both archery-projectiles to be in da same spot.
double-pockupancy: Da firearm-based equivalent of da previous definition --- i.e., two expert marksmen nail da same spot wif their shots, and so da second contestant's bullet strikes da same divet as da first.
double-rockupancy: Da "old school" equivalent of da previous two definitions --- i.e., two sharp-and-steady-eyed slingshot-users plink da bull's eye wif their successive pebbles.
double-sockupancy: Where ya stuff both articles of a cute damsel's cloth footwear into one shoe for safekeeping while you give her lovely tootsies a deep soothing massage.
double-talkupancy: What a politician is good at --- i.e., "speaking outta both sides of his mouth --- so dat two entirely different statements reside in said flapping facial-orifice at almost da same moment.
double-walkupancy: Where someone behind you is totally "following in your footsteps".
by QuacksO February 9, 2024
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double trouble

when you are having sex with a pregnant women, and the fetus proceeds to give you a blowjob all at once.
“yo brady i took this girl home from the club, and she happened to be pregnant

“that’s awesome dude! did you end up getting a double trouble?”

“yessir, you already know
by D3c1an March 12, 2025
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double-cousin-nephew

Son of their maternal first cousin with the paternal first cousin or double-first cousin’s son.
My double-cousin-nephew is a good person.
by Hgcloziw November 23, 2019
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double sprinkle shot

DOUBLE SPRINKLE SHOT is when a girl or guy is getting anal fucked, when they think you are about to ejaculate, you fill it up with piss really quickly. 😁😂😂🚿
Have you just pissed in my ass!!

Yeah it's called the Double Sprinkle Shot!!
by AdamLee-XXX October 16, 2023
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