Friends

Friends are 'nice' company that will always fucking ask you for stuff but never give it back

Friends:can I borrow some money
You:sure but repay me in a month
Friend:Sure!

10 months later

You:where's my money-
Friend:SHUT UP

by NoiKoiBlizøLexxy April 28, 2022

Best friend

2 gay people meet and talk everyday

Best friend

by 82738:&hsjdd December 27, 2021

revenge friend

When your boyfriend/girlfriend keeps their phone locked all the time but won’t tell you why. So you lock you own phone and get your own friend out of revenge.

“Who are you texting right now? Is it serious? “No it’s just my revenge friend.”

by BlueCurry31773 December 3, 2021

spidey friend

An otaku that determines himself as a proud gay, he always gets in problems with school and he also loves gay hentai and always uses the same shirts and sometimes says stupid shit. Loves hamsters

Oh, look there’s a spidey friend over there, ew, sick fuck.

by Quicooooo December 9, 2019

Diaper friend

A friend you have known since you were in diapers.

This is my diaper friend, we go wayyyyy back

by Melmanfort April 15, 2025

faithful friend

Similar to relationship ship but without tittles

Oh , girl anit that your man . No that's just my faithful friend but we fucking

by Chocolatec October 31, 2017

Satellite Friend

Someone you have in your Facebook friends list not because you like them so much but because at one point in your life you met them and they live somewhere else completely and you never know when they might come in handy.

Jim: "Hey I was thinking of going to Europe this summer."
Jack: "Oh I have some satellite friends there you can get in touch with!"

by Anonymous Model January 7, 2012