I've been on the road all week so when I get home I'll throw my wife in bed and squish the cat flat!
by vajunkguy October 26, 2014

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An alien, has four legs, a long tail, and can teleport with ease. It can do anything for it is an all powerful creature, but is too lazy to.
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