The southward head snapper

the girl is hanging by her knees from a chin up bar as she suck you off and you eat her out (like an inverted 69). as she reaches her orgasm, her legs come up causing her to slip off the bar. As she dose this with nothing to grab on to she instinctively clenches her teeth down on your dick, biting the head off you cock then proceeds falling to crack scull open.

you- dude, me and my girlfriend had to go to the hospital last night after our inverted 69 sesh.

friend- wait you mean.

you- ya the southward head snapper

by TropicHoliday November 25, 2011

Uncle nob head

An uncle that gets really drunk at weddings and wears white slip on shoes

Your uncle who is an uncle nob head

by auntie nob head August 8, 2011

Doo-Doo Head

Dez. It is Dez, but nobody has to know, if she doesn't make it a big thing.

Dez, stop bringing it up, we all know, but nobody has to really know that you're a big doo-doo head.

by augiethecreator December 18, 2017

purple headed microphone

The purple headed microphone is another name for the penis.

A girl will sing down the purple headed microphone when engaging in car park karaoke. This is an outdoor blowjob.

by Paul Daley May 15, 2008

big retard head

a big retard head. a head that is as big as a retarded persons cranium

"woah did you see danas big retard head? gross"

by Chesca April 10, 2008

meat head

england south west academy.

oooh look at that twat what a meat head!

by RG July 4, 2003

Water on the Dick Head

The uncomfortable sensation of a jet of water hitting the head of the penis while trying to masturbate in the shower. This occurence often results in having one's timing thrown off.

"This morning, before church, I totally lost my rhythm after having water on the dick head."

by Michael Kelley March 24, 2003