The Hot Steamy Coffee Cool Down

The act of pouring hot steamy coffee on one's own dick, then having a female immediately eat a peppermint patty and then begin to give you a blowjob.

Bro 1: "Yo, bro beans, did she give you The Hot Steamy Coffee Cool Down last night?"

Bro 2: "Yeah dude! At first it hurt like shit, and then you're like oh shit, my dick is in peppermint heaven!"

Bro 1: "AW that's sick man! I for sure need to try that sometime!"

by BoBoBaggins December 5, 2012

Down Unspeakable

When a homosapien is so down bad that it is incomprehensible. This stage of down bad is horrific and should be avoided at all costs.

"Wow David actually tipped this random waitress $500." said Nick
"Yikes David is down unspeakable." said Bob

by Anomoly_ish June 5, 2021

Sit down lunch

A sit down lunch is a lunch where office staff and low energy sales people gather to gossip about co workers, complain, and just generally do nothing productive. These lunches are often long and have been known to be very heavy in caloric intake, which can lead to lack of productivity that’s sometimes lasts long into the night.

Austin, how was your sit down lunch today? Great Jim, I had to cut it short because the ribs special ended at 4pm.

by Smitty$ January 15, 2021

lay down a log

to take a large shit

yeah ill be right back mate just gotta lay down a log

by bobbyjonas January 7, 2016

Butter-side-down

When dropped, the faecal smeared face of a used tissue lands on a surface, transferring anal marmite onto that surface.

Sorry the lav seat is wet, but I had to clean it after dropping an arse-wipe butter-side-down.

by Mikebe November 3, 2021

down bad

when you let a girl stick and poke her dogs name on you on a first date

“Howie?”
“ummmm, don’t ask, i was down bad” 💀

by business cat March 1, 2023

Knotted Down

Basically being dicked down by a furry.

Person 1: Hey you wanna get Knotted Down?

Person 2: Sure, I always wanted to get Knotted Down!

by Engineer July 7, 2021