When you are lying in bed naked, taking pictures of a bag of chips & you accidentally take a picture of your dick. OR
When you cut a whole in the bag of chips, put your dick in the whole & tell your lady friend to help herself to some chips.
When you cut a whole in the bag of chips, put your dick in the whole & tell your lady friend to help herself to some chips.
by ch&dcspecialist May 27, 2014
Get the chips and dicksmug. 
by Fuckedurmum8181 June 12, 2018
Get the Satan Dickmug. A lengthy black penis that hide up inside you're girlfriend's vagina. It is activated by the starlight at nighttime. It has a theme song and is a caped crusader against prudish straight male buttholes.
My girlfriend chased me around with her night dick.
I'm going to fuck you with my night dick.
Give the night dick a kiss, it will kiss you back.
My boyfriend is afraid of anal so I fought the crime and strapped on my night dick.
I'm going to fuck you with my night dick.
Give the night dick a kiss, it will kiss you back.
My boyfriend is afraid of anal so I fought the crime and strapped on my night dick.
by Nightdicklover May 17, 2014
Get the night dickmug. Also called TD.
When you shave your pubes and put sparkley lotion on it to keep from getting ingrown pubes. this makes your dick, balls, and surrounding area sparkle and smell like flowers. This is a Twilight Dick.
When you shave your pubes and put sparkley lotion on it to keep from getting ingrown pubes. this makes your dick, balls, and surrounding area sparkle and smell like flowers. This is a Twilight Dick.
Guy: Hey I put this lotion on my crotch to keep from getting ingrown hairs and it made me sparkle and smell good.
Girl: Haha Twilight Dick! Im going to call you TD from now on
Guy: Okay :(
Girl: Haha Twilight Dick! Im going to call you TD from now on
Guy: Okay :(
by lolatthis1 November 29, 2011
Get the Twilight Dickmug. The handful of hair, aka man bun, that a man can grab while said man-bun having dude is sucking his dick!
I appreciate your dick handle while you were sucking my cock.
Don’t get your hair shaved on the sides and leave the long shit on top or you’ll look like you have a dick handle!
Don’t get your hair shaved on the sides and leave the long shit on top or you’ll look like you have a dick handle!
by Big-AlB 70 August 12, 2018
Get the Dick handlemug. Instead of strep you get dick throat after sucking a dick for to long and it has some pretty harsh side effects if you ask me.
Jennifer: my throats hurten somethin fierce
Rachel:what did you do last night?
Jennifer: totally destroyed Ron’s huge dick
Rachel: babygirl you got a bad case of the dick throat you dumb fucking whore
Rachel:what did you do last night?
Jennifer: totally destroyed Ron’s huge dick
Rachel: babygirl you got a bad case of the dick throat you dumb fucking whore
by Shucci Goes May 7, 2018
Get the Dick throatmug.