A dirty swinger move where you hire a cheap hooker, slap a nice dress on her to make her pass as your date, and bring her to a swinger party. The whole point is to bait some clueless husband into pounding the prostitute while you raw-dog his hot wife upstairs. Trading sewer-level pussy for prime married ass.
Mike: Yo, how'd that swinger party go last night?
John: Bro, I ran the ultimate New York sewer trap. dude was all over her, and I spent the night balls-deep in his trophy wife.
John: Bro, I ran the ultimate New York sewer trap. dude was all over her, and I spent the night balls-deep in his trophy wife.
by newyorkman January 6, 2026
Get the New York sewer trap mug.When the attendant is pumping your gas you have them fart onto your pork roll, egg and cheese sandwhich. Then you must immediately consume that sandwich while it's still warm.
Man that attendant really gave me the New Jersey Gas Pump treatment. Hopefully that was just ketchup he left on that sandwhich.
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Get the My new hat mug.New york dirty pizza is when you take a slice of new york style pizza then put it inside the vaginal opening then insert your penis inside finish then proceed to pull the pizza out and eat it
by Smurf penis January 8, 2026
Get the New york dirty pizza mug.i have NEVER in my life been to a worse town. I have lived here all my life and have hated it more than anything. all the kids here wish they lived in Texas or Alabama so they could really be a redneck hillbilly, there is constantly being rumors spread around about how someones fucking someone else and the bathrooms reek of someones vape or cart. this town is filled with racist, homophobic (closeted) boys and girls and the school system sucks and has only gone downhill since covid. we are millions of dollars in debt and everyone and their grandma loves to complain about the kids riding on dirtbikes past their house with their ring camera photos on the new egypt happenings facebook. they had to implement a rule where you couldn't have a confederate flag on the back of your truck while driving because of how much it was happening. you have a better chance of winning the lottery than finding a genuine friend and if you just moved here people will swarm you and then spread your shit around the school a week later. No one here likes it besides the parents that cope with the fact their perfect little small town is nothing what it looks out to be. we also have a big KKK population. six flags sucks too. the town is being bought out and if you didnt think it could get any worse, it is, and it will. every student who moves here wants to move back after 2 weeks at most.
this town is where rednecks, wannabe hoodlums, and whores come together as one.
this town is where rednecks, wannabe hoodlums, and whores come together as one.
new egyptian: "Yeah.. I go to new egypt.."
random: "where the fuck is new egypt?"
new egyptian: "by jackson, six flags.. you know"
random: "oh.. that place"
random: "where the fuck is new egypt?"
new egyptian: "by jackson, six flags.. you know"
random: "oh.. that place"
by helpabruthaout January 16, 2025
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Woke up and can't be bothered getting out of bed, I'll just piss in this cup. It's a mozzaddy new year after all.
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