Jamey Red

1. A disgusting excuse for a human who smells like a whale performed an alabama hot-pocket, and looks like a 90 year-old, aids ridden turtle without its shell.

2. The act of taking a shit in a Nazi hat, then turning it into a condom and use it in the ear while swinging a lasso and shouting: "YEEEHAAAWW!!!!"

1. Dude, that nigga is super nasty, he's like a Jamey Red

2. Shit got crazy with me and Lauren last night, we did a Jamey Red

by The Vogl July 14, 2016

red ned

A red ned is a man's penis after he has had unprotected sex with a woman who has her period.

"Can we have sex tonight" "But I've got my rags" "That's alright I'll have a Red Ned"

by Zatty October 25, 2014

Long red mustache

1. A style of bushy facial hair whose mustache is dyed red, as opposed to a Looney Tunes character.
2. A special facial hair of which is mustache is Walrus-style but extended, that of a Yosemite Sam mustache.

1. I saw a doppelganger once, and I thought it had a long red mustache under his mutton chops.
2. That man has a long red mustache, and Yosemite Sam has a long red mustache too, so at least we get to know each other in common.

by QDM 2019 January 22, 2020

Got the red light

When your partner asks you to fuck, you say this referencing that you're currently on your period. Basically saying that they have to "stop" like a red light because it's that time of the month.

Partner 1: Let's fuck tonight.
Partner 2: Not tonight, gotta take a rain check. Got the red light, so stop asking.
Partner 1: Damn...

by ShaBBBaby April 27, 2017

Red neck

Wears steel toe boots works with animals drives pickup trucks works in the mud and loves rally cars

Hey that boy is a red neck

by Tajoun May 16, 2020

Red Shoes

A girl (usually white in race) who wears red shoes (preferably Nikes) and is heavily into African American men.

Brandon, you see Becky wearing them red shoes? You know what that means…

by TheFinalElegy January 3, 2024

Red Box

An name given to a menstruating women (or vagina) that has intercourse in a movie theater.

"I totally Red Boxed Johnny last night during Twilight"

"It was dark, I couldn't tell she was a Red Box"

by 5secondhero November 16, 2012