slowch monkey

A slowch monkey is the opposite of a slaunch donkey. The slowch monkey is a small bass

Dammnnnnnnnnn I just caught the tiniest slowch monkey ever!

by TheogSlowchMonkey April 21, 2018

stage monkey

Master of ceremonies

The stage monkey introduced the next act.

by Leif Hopper June 2, 2017

monkey burger

A monkey burger is someone who acts like a monkey and eats too many burgers.

That guy was such a monkey burger.

by Quangledangle$$$ July 28, 2023

Wool headed stink monkey

Derogatory term for an African American with wool-like curly hair.

“Get this wool headed stink monkey out of my store before it steals any more of my watermelon seeds.”

by CoonCob May 30, 2023

spank the monkey

A fukn children's book you probably never heard of.

Y U freakin' out ppl, its just a book! "Spank the monkey lends a hand"

by xxdickyboyxx August 23, 2020

blow the monkey

To bungle, screw up, fail miserably or screw the proverbial pooch.

I’ve given you three chances, and at every opportunity, you blow the monkey!

by RrrrasdfasdflRoroBinkins November 16, 2019

clutch monkey

A godly person who never chokes under pressure is clutch

it's a squad vs solo don't worry he got it he's a clutch monkey

by 4nite March 19, 2018