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Chunky Monkey

Another name you can nickname your girlfriend. Means cutie in a fun way.
Hey Chunky Monkey, where we going today?
by Ghosttl3at January 4, 2023
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Brick Monkey

A type of person involved with the throwing of bricks at windows.
Don't talk to Darnell anymore, he got caught being a brick monkey,
by Brick Monkey January 5, 2023
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Monkey Dust

When you've ejaculated too many times in the day and the last ejaculate is nothing but dust.
We had so much sex that by the end I was left with nothing but Monkey Dust.
by BigAl87 July 1, 2023
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Monkey

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Monkey science

Experimentation via trial and error,

or the act of throwing poop at a wall and seeing what sticks.
friend 1: "hey bro, let's go do some Monkey science."
friend 2: "that's a great idea, let's go make some scatological discoveries!"
by big whisker July 5, 2023
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monkey

a monkey is an animal that looks like a human, just more hairy and dumb. monkeys are smart animals though (compared to other ones). some monkeys have been found using objects as tools. some monkeys have very pronounced asses and/or breasts, such as the beloved baboon. some monkeys are very light, like gibbons, others are darker, like gorillas. some like orangutans, are in between. monkeys love to climb and swing in trees because all they do is have fun and eat fruit all day. monkeys should not be kept in zoos because they are smart so they will get stressed. monkeys experience a lot of similar emotions to humans, such as happiness and anger. there have even been reports of a transgender monkey named beth. when a monkey gets mad at you, he, she, or they will start to attack you. when a monkey feels sad, he she or they will begin to cry. monkeys also over eat a lot, so sometimes monkeys will have diarrhea. monkeys have a harder time passing diarrhea, it often gets stuck in the hair near their poo poo hole. monkeys are truly incredible, thank you.
“i just saw a monkey in the jungle!”

“I LOVE MONKEYS! DID YOU KNOW THAT a monkey is an animal that looks like a human, just more hairy and dumb. monkeys are smart animals though (compared to other ones). some monkeys have been found using objects as tools. some monkeys have very pronounced asses and/or breasts, such as the beloved baboon. some monkeys are very light, like gibbons, others are darker, like gorillas. some like orangutans, are in between. monkeys love to climb and swing in trees because all they do is have fun and eat fruit all day. monkeys should not be kept in zoos because they are smart so they will get stressed. monkeys experience a lot of similar emotions to humans, such as happiness and anger. there have even been reports of a transgender monkey named beth. when a monkey gets mad at you, he, she, or they will start to attack you. when a monkey feels sad, he she or they will begin to cry. monkeys also over eat a lot, so sometimes monkeys will have diarrhea. monkeys have a harder time passing diarrhea, it often gets stuck in the hair near their poo poo hole. monkeys are truly incredible, thank you.
by poopyododdndndndn July 6, 2023
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Monkey

A person or individual who simply acts like a complete baboon. Non-racial.
"Dude Collin was acting like a complete monkey earlier."
by Turbottv July 16, 2023
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