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The Ovulating Monkey

Similar to The Ambulating Monkey, except your homie is female and the bananas simulate ovulation at an increased rate.
Yo man what’s up with random?
Oh she’s just doing the ovulating monkey.

Female: HOLY SHIIIIIIIIIII
by Pweaw February 12, 2024
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Brass Monkey

“brass monkey that funky god damn monkey
by papagetos May 21, 2024
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Newport monkey

dildo or any other form of self-pleasure toy
yo: "damn is this Newport monkey good"
gurt: "the new model?"
yo: "yeah, it vibrates too!!"
by kathred May 27, 2025
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Mega pebis monkey

A monkey that only prefers to consume elongated pebus.
Dont let that Mega pebis monkey see drakes leak. He might just hunt him down.
by Pebus god May 11, 2024
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okaloka monkey

What a person who is very uncool and probably likes his best friends sister is referred to as.
My friend Taylor is very okaloka monkey guys.
by Bob whiteman the 3rd December 20, 2023
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monkey principle

When a woman won't leave a partner or group of friends until she has found a suitable replacement, like a monkey swinging from one vine to another, generally because she can't stand being alone.
Suzie just left Fred and now she's fucking Johnny? Monkey principle in full effect!
by AflacDuck77777 September 1, 2010
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Monkey Wrenched

The act of pooping in your hand and throwing it at someone.
Man, I walked into a patients room this morning and was monkey wrenched as soon as I opened the door.
by #1SMTX May 23, 2024
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